Intimacy: Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms....

By displeased - 05/04/2012 06:47 - United States - Candler

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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By thisblows - 16/03/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

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By whyeventry? - 02/08/2013 04:39 - United States - Neenah

Today, I finally talked my boyfriend into going down on me. Everything went well until I came and instinctively gripped his head with my thighs. He panicked and we both rolled off of the bed crocodile-style. Now he's too scared to even have sex with me. FML

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By darthmilfious - 31/03/2010 07:56 - France

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

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By stephhh055 - 21/10/2019 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 22:31 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 03:03 - United States

Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 21:24 - Portugal - Alg

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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By Haley. - 26/03/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

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Thursday 5 April 2012 16:18

Wtf is he afraid of?? You're going to blow up on him or something?

josebaseball11 14

Thursday 5 April 2012 16:20

Get on top next time. It will make it harder for him run.

Comments

obeliks 4

Thursday 5 April 2012 16:54

Find someone older than thirteen, then maybe

micahsmommy 13

Thursday 5 April 2012 16:55

Well if you're the girlfriend who sounded like a zombie while having sex you can't really blame him. Quit yelling "brains!" and he might stick around.

lotrgeek 10

Thursday 5 April 2012 17:50

For the record, it was me sounding like a zombie.. It was my boyfriend behaving like a zombie whilst going down on me. If you're going to quote a previous FML, at least get it right! FAIL!

micahsmommy 13

Thursday 5 April 2012 18:17

Lotrgeek- You're the one who had the sister interrupt to borrow the zombie movie? Pretty sure the FML said you were interrupted during sex and you sounded like a zombie. Doc bastard had the lovely comment about you screaming "brains". Just figured I'd play off the two of them.

lotrgeek 10

Thursday 5 April 2012 18:40

Ok... The Epic Fail would be mine. Sorry!

charlotte69er 7

Thursday 5 April 2012 16:57

Hes not worth it

The_Hitdude 12

Thursday 5 April 2012 18:09

Every single comment of yours that I've read has either very little or no thought put into it. Do you know the circumstances that lead up to his phobia? Do you know whether or not this can be resolved? Or are you just the kind of bitch who would dump a guy without even attempting to understand/resolve an issue? I can gurantee you're single. But then, I don't know why I'm wasting my time on you; You're probably not worth it. OP-Don't listen to this shallow advice. This could be a serious issue, go to a psychologist for therapy to get to, and eventually resolve the underlying issue. Good luck.