By displeased - 05/04/2012 06:47 - United States - Candler

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML
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kiran_fml 5

Wtf is he afraid of?? You're going to blow up on him or something?

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josebaseball11 14

Get on top next time. It will make it harder for him run.

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neuroticallyyour_fml 17

Is he maybe a little bit.. oh I don't know... gay? If he's not then that's one of the wackiest phobias I've ever heard of. I'd be interested pick his brain about that and see how it came about.

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stevenJB 25

You don't deserve that name! Foamy would be displeased!!! Same for that comment

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bunniex1 11

actually I think the wackiest phobia is fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of ur mouth, theirs an actual name fir it but I forgot it

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The_Hitdude 12

Most phobias have a deeper psychological issue behind them. Maybe he walked in on his parents having sex, as his mom was climaxing? Hell, I've got nothin'.

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guy24 9

I was going to say the same thing. Or he could of had a wet-dream and when his girlfriend "climaxed" he blew up...

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ButlerOfChaos 7

No woodsy owl don't touch my pee pee mmkay.

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lynn0985 5

He's really gay, you just his cover up!!

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perdix 29

Squirting videos can make guys go one of two ways: one group will be fascinated and try to get that response from their women, and the other will be scared shitless and run for the hills. The OP's bf is clearly in the latter group.

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stevenJB 25

I love squirters and I hate ppl who think its piss. Dumbasses

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Calyx_fml 21

It IS piss. There is no squirt bladder where all that liquid could come from otherwise. Doesn't mean it's not kinky though.

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drawmyhearton_fml 3

The problem with squirters is that there IS a possibility that the girl just peed on you but Made you believe she's a squirter so she doesn't look stupid. And that thought makes me very insecure ._. And grossed out

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bizarre_ftw 21

There are case studies proving there is a completely different chemical make up to the liquid that we squirt and urine

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Pelreskovich 11

Moaning scares him. He cringes just thinking about it!

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PugLife13 0

I won't be Afraid ????

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Birdie_Sage 0

That sucks... You should leave him.

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olpally 32

Because that's a rational excuse to leave someone... Smh

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loserman67 35

He has probably watched too much **** and he believes that the orgasms he has seen on the screen are real. In that light, he is afraid that he can never make a woman, you in this case, scream and writhe about while you twist your face like a Filipino Contortionist. This deep seated fear makes him remove his phallus from you and run to an area where he feels safe, such as a bathroom, where he can lock the door. You must talk to him, ease him into the world of "the female ******" slowly and show him there is nothing to fear. Or you can dump him, buy a 24 volt vibrator and just go to town on yourself. $300 dollars please.

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stevenJB 25

No that's just an intelligent opinion. Sigh

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ImDaBes 6

I think if he was worried he couldn't make her ****** he would have feared having sex with her in the first place. Not wait until she's about to have the ****** only to run away then.

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mangoqueen 8

I don't know what would be worse. Being with a man who's afraid of therm or being with a man convinced they don't exist.

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bizarre_ftw 21

The non existent ones, you can build his tolerance and get there before him

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