By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 08:55 - Australia

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend isn't gay. Apparently, I just give good head. FML
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yakturk43 0

receiving is just as gay he's in denial...

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Wooddaver 0

what about the whole buttsecks thing? if he took it in the rump, that's pretty gay for a straight guy

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scheme 0

totally moderated it :) but also, recieving is gay

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larva 0

awee man that's such a dickass move ! ************

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perdix 29

You should have known something was up when he wasn't returning the favor. Maybe you can suck him out of the closet. Any dude who likes another dude's mouth on his junk is at least partly gay. Maybe bisexual, but he sure as hell isn't straight.

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div01 2

totally. also, i'd like to know what kind of conversation it was the first time you blew your STRAIGHT friend? "hey man, whats up?" "just chillin...bored..." "maybe i should give u head?" "well of course!!! what kind of friend wouldnt?!"

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nb1234 8

Op's bf could just be confused about his sexual orientation and he's experimenting to find out.

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DreamerofWorlds 0

Yeah, I agree. He's bi at the very least and not being honest with himself or you.

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PurpleKuSh_fml 0

oh thx number 10 now I get it

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perdix 29

Hey, we are about 20 comments in and haven't gotten the obligatory: THAT SUCKS! when it would just perfect for this story.

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daneeyoll 0

how is this an fml

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Drummer389000 0

Hes totally gay. he's just afraid to admit it. no straight guy would recieve a ******* from anyone other than a woman.

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iBramoh 0

how come this is fml?

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