By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 08:55 - Australia

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend isn't gay. Apparently, I just give good head. FML
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yakturk43 0

receiving is just as gay he's in denial...

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Wooddaver 0

what about the whole buttsecks thing? if he took it in the rump, that's pretty gay for a straight guy

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anyapersad 0

that's extremely nasty

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wow18 3

Well in the straight man's defense, if i was just in the mood for some sexual satisfaction and totally turned on and there was no man around but my lesbian/bi friend who wanted go go down on me, i would probably let her. I wouldn't return the favor or even kiss the girl, but just allow her to go down on me. I don't think that makes me lesbian or bi, just someone who was hoping to get some good pleasure. Otherwise i love men and everything about them and have no desire to hookup with any girl, neither do i get turned on by girls. So i don't see her as she's going down on me, and i can just imagine a hot man. The op did say that he was his "boyfriend". Now if someone went that far, then he must really be gay/bi but in denial or just a lowlife sad soul.

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coolsteve 0

YDI for sucking his dick (who deleted my last comment?)

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screwballjtw 0

that's kinda gay actually, I'd say his straight days are numbered...

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