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By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 08:55 - Australia

Today, I found out that my boyfriend isn't gay. Apparently, I just give good head. FML

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You deserved it 7 457

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 23:52 - United States

Today, I learned that my girlfriend gives good head. I didn't find out by getting one, I found out by my drunk best friend telling me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 883

You deserved it 3 032

Soul searching

By Anonymous - 26/07/2021 13:59 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years came out as gay. I guess I know now why sex was infrequent and made me feel like he wasn't attracted to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 274

You deserved it 135

By scubai - 14/01/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 596

You deserved it 5 731

By dom - 08/09/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 316

You deserved it 33 859

By Pumpkin - 18/07/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 205

You deserved it 102 950

By Alissa - 29/06/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 835

You deserved it 6 919

By thismakesmesad - 07/09/2011 16:16 - United States

Today, I received an email from my boyfriend. It contained a link to a site that was titled "How to Give Head". It also said "Have a nice day!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 438

You deserved it 7 587

So generous

By noway - 10/08/2011 17:47 - Singapore

Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 164

You deserved it 7 104

Hate sex

By xenutja - 29/01/2021 13:02 - United States - Amery

Today, I found out why my boyfriend always has sex with me like he hates me. Turns out, he actually hates me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 085

You deserved it 170

By Anonymous - 07/04/2015 21:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 029

You deserved it 4 682

yakturk43 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:06

receiving is just as gay he's in denial...

Wooddaver 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:09

what about the whole buttsecks thing? if he took it in the rump, that's pretty gay for a straight guy

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JF4509 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 19:27

gross gross gross D:

infiniti_G 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 19:34

atleast you don't suck dick at sucking dick..

nija666 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 19:36

how is this an fml?

cavalos94 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 19:39

if ur guy and u gave him head then he is gay

darkmis1 17

Sunday 24 January 2010 19:39

Well........maybe he's bi? If he is, it won't completly kill your relationship. That does suck though.

BM13HC 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 19:41

why would you think he's gay?

Nyx7 24

Wednesday 3 September 2014 20:39

I don't know, might have something to do with him sucking the guys dick for a while

happysad123 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 19:43

Are you gay?

MrC19 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 19:45

what? what's the fml lol

AVainAttempt 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 19:46

Wow, most retarded FML

bambi114 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 19:50

super sorry :( unlike half the people hear I have symmpathy

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Today, my wife dragged me to the bathroom, promising to "show something hot." Not that I was in the mood, but okay. She took off her pants, sat on a toilet, and demanded that I tell her about my day. She wanted me to entertain her while she was taking a dump. FML

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You deserved it 84

Today, my parents told me that unless I think about my behaviour and make some real changes, people are going to think I’m weird or suspicious, and I’ll never make friends. This is because I choose to attend church on Sundays instead of watching TV and getting drunk. FML

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You deserved it 270

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Today, I took my boyfriend out to meet my coworkers for the first time. I really wanted to impress them, and get them to think how cool we are to hang out with, since I am new to LA. Instead, my boyfriend threw up in my boss's sink. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 087

You deserved it 4 835

Today, I realized that the fish-shaped birth mark on the back of my leg, that I have had all my life, is not really shaped like a fish as I had originally thought. It looks just like a penis. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 953

You deserved it 3 529

Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML

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You deserved it 2 285

Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML

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You deserved it 3 987

Today, our wedding was ruined. My fiancée detests children due to traumatic childhood abuse, so our wedding was adults only. Two families showed up with children known to always misbehave. The stress pushed my fiancée into a minor heart attack, she’s now in hospital and the wedding didn’t happen. FML

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You deserved it 173

Today, I offered to give my ex a ride home from work. He and I ended on good terms years ago, we just aren't compatible with each other. I dropped him off and not ten seconds later, he came back out looking sick. His fiancee was inside having sex with MY new boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 177

Same thing different taste

TMI

Soul searching

So generous

Hate sex

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