By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 08:55 - Australia

Spicy
Today, I found out that my boyfriend isn't gay. Apparently, I just give good head. FML
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yakturk43 0

receiving is just as gay he's in denial...

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Wooddaver 0

what about the whole buttsecks thing? if he took it in the rump, that's pretty gay for a straight guy

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CasinoSteve 2

how is this an FML? oh, you're good at oral sex, so what?

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wow18 3

A person he likes used him for sexual favors. Sounds like an FML to me.

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wow18 3

It's not really different, it's exactly the same thing. Only difference is that in our culture(American culture) it is considered completely gay for a man to have any type of contact with another man. In some cultures men hold hands while walking and put their arms around one another and it's not gay at all. They're all completely straight. Just as some girls do that here and it's considered completely straight for chicks to hook their arms together while walking.

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jenni305 0

wow ! you my friend must SERIOUSLY give AWESOME heads if he stayed with you just for heads ! Keep doing what you do best, it makes the world a much better place<3

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AxCxDxDx 0

Haha, whatever works.

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ruru1991 0

yuk ydi for being gay. God made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve.

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Ilikepie82479 20

Hm, usually this is the other way around

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shrtqubanita 0

I don't get it...

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CaroAurelia 12

My sympathies for the boyfriend situation, but my congratulations for the skills. Hopefully you'll get to use them on a guy who really appreciates you.

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danny_doom27 6

Gross! he should be ashamed of himself.That behavior is an abomination in the eyes of Jesus Christ,our lord and savior. Filthy homos

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