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By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 08:55 - Australia

Today, I found out that my boyfriend isn't gay. Apparently, I just give good head. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 23:52 - United States

Today, I learned that my girlfriend gives good head. I didn't find out by getting one, I found out by my drunk best friend telling me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2021 13:59 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years came out as gay. I guess I know now why sex was infrequent and made me feel like he wasn't attracted to me. FML

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By scubai - 14/01/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

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By dom - 08/09/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML

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By Pumpkin - 18/07/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

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By Alissa - 29/06/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML

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By thismakesmesad - 07/09/2011 16:16 - United States

Today, I received an email from my boyfriend. It contained a link to a site that was titled "How to Give Head". It also said "Have a nice day!" FML

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By noway - 10/08/2011 17:47 - Singapore

Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML

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By xenutja - 29/01/2021 13:02 - United States - Amery

Today, I found out why my boyfriend always has sex with me like he hates me. Turns out, he actually hates me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2015 21:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML

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Sunday 24 January 2010 16:06

receiving is just as gay he's in denial...

Wooddaver 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:09

what about the whole buttsecks thing? if he took it in the rump, that's pretty gay for a straight guy

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xlostwithoutu 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 19:50

Ummm cool lol FYL i guess

phatdaddy62 23

Sunday 24 January 2010 19:50

must be really really good head!

silasandseansfml 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 19:51

can I get some

Prestigex 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 19:51

Third yes!

jbo300 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 19:53

first

vincespektor 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 19:54

wow...uhhh...I'm next ;)

mboehm88 3

Sunday 24 January 2010 19:55

first!!! And if you're getting head from a guy you're gay no matter what

wgs9513 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 19:56

uhhh... are you a guy? 1st

Singinggrl101 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:00

Fail!

scarsnstars45 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:00

that lame, FHL

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