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By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 08:55 - Australia

Spicy

Today, I found out that my boyfriend isn't gay. Apparently, I just give good head. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 23:52 - United States

Spicy

Today, I learned that my girlfriend gives good head. I didn't find out by getting one, I found out by my drunk best friend telling me. FML

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Soul searching

By Anonymous - 26/07/2021 13:59 - Australia

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years came out as gay. I guess I know now why sex was infrequent and made me feel like he wasn't attracted to me. FML

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By scubai - 14/01/2010 20:36 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

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By dom - 08/09/2010 06:53 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML

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You deserved it 33 859

By Pumpkin - 18/07/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

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By Alissa - 29/06/2010 04:09 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML

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By thismakesmesad - 07/09/2011 16:16 - United States

Spicy

Today, I received an email from my boyfriend. It contained a link to a site that was titled "How to Give Head". It also said "Have a nice day!" FML

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So generous

By noway - 10/08/2011 17:47 - Singapore

Spicy

Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 164

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Hate sex

By xenutja - 29/01/2021 13:02 - United States - Amery

Spicy

Today, I found out why my boyfriend always has sex with me like he hates me. Turns out, he actually hates me. FML

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You deserved it 170

By Anonymous - 07/04/2015 21:00 - Canada - Calgary

Spicy

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML

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You deserved it 4 682

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Top comments

yakturk43 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:06

receiving is just as gay he's in denial...

Wooddaver 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:09

what about the whole buttsecks thing? if he took it in the rump, that's pretty gay for a straight guy

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iloveloosy12 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:57

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

aneurophobia 5

Saturday 27 October 2012 19:53

****

Turbolag25 7

Sunday 24 January 2010 17:16

Well that's good. Lolcatz.

moiseb89 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 17:27

tht really does sucks ):

lickmyjock 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 17:35

Perdix you finally got an FML through!

MadeOfAwesome 1

Sunday 24 January 2010 17:53

...lmfao

perdix 29

Sunday 24 January 2010 18:34

Ha ha ha. . . feeling the burn. Sadly, my FML's never make it. With your nickname, it looks like you may be one of these "non-gay" gay guys that tries to recruit gay guys for oral sex and yet try to pretend that you are straight.

allen20 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 17:48

If hes getting a ******** from a guy..then that does make him gay..or maybe bi

marierad 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 17:51

#31-grow up. and your ex is an asshole to use you sexually like that (gay, strait, or hiding in the closet) it doesnt matter, noone should be used in a relationship

lizamaphone 6

Sunday 24 January 2010 18:14

very good point.

newmanlyman3 8

Sunday 24 January 2010 17:51

that's good now find a girl

sourgirl101 28

Sunday 24 January 2010 18:02

Maybe he only likes you 'cause you're girly?

Voltage_fml 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 18:17

Good for you?

Sekococo 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 18:24

This Blows ...well atleast you know how to suck a guy in to your life. :D perdix you beat me to it but i still came back with something :D

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