Love: Today, I found out that my boyfriend of over a year has been...

By heartbroken - 10/07/2013 19:08 - Australia

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of over a year has been cheating on me the whole time, but that "it's just physical". However, he doesn't want to do anything "physical" with me, except cuddle when we're together. FML

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Double standards

By Anonymous - 15/10/2024 15:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years cheated on me. His reason? "You were flirting with me for a whole year before us when you had a whole boyfriend at the time. How do I know you aren't a cheater?" His further reasoning was that at least if I cheated on him, he'd have a reason to stay with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 01:23 - United States

Today, my own boyfriend admitted that he can't name one single thing he likes about me without naming something "physical." FML

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Mind-boggling logistics

By Anika - 23/06/2021 18:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. He married someone, and got another girl pregnant. We were together for 8 years. FML

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That's kinda handy!

By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML

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That's kind of a big issue

By Anonymous - 24/09/2022 02:30

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years, who I love with every fiber in my body, just told me that he's not attracted to me. Not in any way, shape, or form. FML

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By pissedchick - 07/08/2019 14:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me. We're in the middle of nowhere and have a 4-hour drive home. FML

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By j.b. - 02/12/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband thinks its okay to have an online girlfriend and have naked pictures sent to his email because he's not "physically touching, making love, or kissing". The sad part is that the online girlfriend gets more action than me. FML

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Bad friends

By Anonymous - 23/11/2022 19:00 - United States - Sewanee

Today, I just found out that my first-ever boyfriend has been cheating on me for our whole entire relationship. All my fake friends knew about the her, but they just "forgot to tell me". FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2014 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML

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Time for a change

By Anonymous - 15/05/2023 06:00

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me our entire relationship, texting and messaging on social media asking to have relations with multiple women. I just moved to a new city with him, consolidated most of my big items, and we are supposed to move into our new apartment in 4 days. I don't know what to do. FML

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Tiffosaurus 12

Thursday 11 July 2013 0:08

Did you straight up, break up with him? Cause hes an obvious douche.

anythingmustbe 18

Thursday 11 July 2013 0:09

You mean ex-boyfriend right? Don't worry there will be other guys who are caring. They want to get physical!Physical!

Comments

azwethinkweiz87 11

Thursday 11 July 2013 9:19

I'm sorry OP. You deserve better and you will find better. No one should be treated like that!

Epikouros 31

Thursday 11 July 2013 10:38

He should marry an asexual woman.

YeahYeahYeahOK 6

Thursday 11 July 2013 11:41

Just physical my ass... He can just physical his own damn self on to a fresh new future with someone new. This has gone on all year?? Sorry OP :( it sux when people cheat.

qwertyu_ioplk 9

Thursday 11 July 2013 13:33

How have you been together a year and not done anything physical ( depending on how old you are)

10showgirl 16

Thursday 11 July 2013 17:33

That's actually a huge sign that he could have been abused as a child. People who were sexually abused sometimes don't have sex with their partner and seek outside relationships because they feel that sex is something that you inflict on another person. Your call OP.