Kids: Today, I found out that my daughter has been watching Supernatural...

By orangechicken - 16/04/2012 22:00 - United States - New Hudson

Today, I found out that my daughter has been watching Supernatural and The X-Files so she'll fit in better at school. I'm not even angry that she's suddenly a brain-dead conformist, it's just that she now has nightmares all the time and insists on sleeping in my bed. She's a kicker. FML

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Tuesday 17 April 2012 2:49

I don't blame her for watching Supernatural. Jensen Ackles is HOT.

DrDilllonReese 12

Tuesday 17 April 2012 4:25

At least you didn't catch her listening to One Direction and Justin Bieber, and reading Twilight.That's the ultimate level of brain-dead.

Comments

docscientist 9

Tuesday 17 April 2012 7:22

Maybe you should talk to your daughter about why she feels she needs to fit in. Is she being bullied? Is she trying to impress a boy? I know, it's a novel concept, but parenting is a good thing.

turtlehybrid 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 7:33

Kick her back and tell her to f**k of

FieldTripX1013 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 7:40

the mentioning of The X-Files makes me happy...nobody I know watches it...

icallbullshit 3

Tuesday 17 April 2012 7:43

Work on parenting skills op, you owe it to your offspring

DMarie217 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 7:45

Why does it matter what her name is? If it was really that important should she or someone be concerned about her safety? (stalker)

DMarie217 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 7:50

Tell her she doesn't need some stupid tv shows to tell her how she should have to act to become popular that way u don't have to sleep with a kicking kid and she doesn't have nightmares :)

purebliss7 6

Tuesday 17 April 2012 8:00

and how old is your kid?

thenewlautner 4

Tuesday 17 April 2012 8:04

I'm surprised that the X-Files are still on... I honestly had no idea. I remember it from when I was little. I use to get nightmares... :(

ezelisko 1

Tuesday 17 April 2012 8:09

Supernatural is an awesome show. X-Files was good in the day. Have you tried watching an episode or two with her? Might be a good bonding moment.

tigrouficele2012 44

Tuesday 17 April 2012 8:18

"Brain-dead conformist"? Judgmental much? Getting into other people's interests so she'll have more to talk about with them isn't exactly selling her soul for popularity.