Love: Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely...

By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

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Today, my ex-wife confessed to me that she's in love with my father and broke down crying because he's never approved of her. FML

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By Rosey - 23/07/2014 20:57 - United States - Manson

Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2010 19:59 - Canada

Today, my ex-girlfriend was having lunch with my parents. Believing she was in love with me and feeling the same, I dropped by. My parents told me that she’s their friend and that she has a boyfriend that they approve of, all while telling me I was never good enough for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2022 01:00

Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML

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By Eric Jurgensen - 10/06/2020 17:03

Today, I found out my now ex-girlfriend had only moved in to spite her mother, not because she loved me. Five months of falling in love, just to find out I was just being used to get back at her mom. FML

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By anonymous - 31/10/2014 04:24 - United States - Rancho Cordova

Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML

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By xkal174 - 15/11/2010 11:33 - United States

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

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By Pat - 22/09/2020 04:01 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML

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Sunday 25 September 2011 9:05

Keeping it within the family.

DKjazz 20

Sunday 25 September 2011 9:10

Fulfill your Oedipus complex. Kill your dad, and marry your "mother".

Comments

e077 15

Monday 26 September 2011 1:11

When in Kentucky......

letsgooo_fml 23

Monday 26 September 2011 1:13

Gross and awkward.

AshleyCole 0

Monday 26 September 2011 1:22

That's awkward as ****.

Chris9154 6

Monday 26 September 2011 1:41

Wow ur dad sucks

sdny03 0

Monday 26 September 2011 1:46

Dude really. Daddy needs to teach you something

raylenne1695 0

Monday 26 September 2011 1:50

Your father is awful and the girl you love is a ****

frackhappens 3

Monday 26 September 2011 1:55

One day thatll be me! Mwahahahahaha! :-)

just4commentz 4

Monday 26 September 2011 2:03

At least someone will love their step mother for a change, right?

EMTPirate 0

Monday 26 September 2011 2:33

You and your dad are now eskimo brothers!

slkc91 1

Monday 26 September 2011 2:48

This is ****** up on so many different levels.

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