By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML
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DKjazz 20

Fulfill your Oedipus complex. Kill your dad, and marry your "mother".

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LADiiL0KA24 11

Thats nasty and an embarrassment to you

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Leahbabee21 1

Go on jerry springer haha

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iMagzzzy 0

What if she married your dad, then you could tell everybody you had sex with your step-mom!

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Pendragon525 0

Whoa. Dysfunction is alive & well in the 21st century...

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rubylovesmark 0

so this is fake, it's the senario in 'No Strings Attached'. duh.

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brokenhelix 4

I think you're living "Ted's" nightmare from "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure"

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RudyG3A 3

Hopefully you didn't bang her or if not things would be really akward

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