By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML
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DKjazz 20

Fulfill your Oedipus complex. Kill your dad, and marry your "mother".

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alone_unafraid 0

Yep, time for premeditated murder charges. Good night sweet hatchet wound.

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live_2_eat 5

Oh wow, FYL so much. Sounds like a scene from "No strings attached"...

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TayrawrTMD 7

....At least she's keeping it in the family? Just kidding, that's twisted

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straggler11 3

Tell your dad to be thankful you've already broke her in for him.

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kbriggzi 1

That's just ****** weird

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saiyansaga 3

I would just stop talking to them I'd hate to live knowing that

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