By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML
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DKjazz 20

Fulfill your Oedipus complex. Kill your dad, and marry your "mother".

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professor2 1

That is awful. Consider telling her you always liked her because she was so motherly, and like a much older person. At least it will give you some payback.

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kittyLoveZombiez 0

Why would your dad do that?! At least not as bad as your younger bestfriend becoming your dad...

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Lakers2481 0

The show, "How i met your mother" is based on ur life. That sucks haha

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varkey 7

ew that's gross that she said that. it was probably a joke though... FYL

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rmeyer6 0

wow your girlfriend is an idiot and your dad is disgusting

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richsh1 3

ask your dad how your junk tastes you had it first lol ur life sucks

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