Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my extremely-flat chested cousin recently...

By strawberrykiwi62 - 11/06/2009 09:09 - Israel

Today, I found out that my extremely-flat chested cousin recently got a boob job. When my mom found out, she said "Oh that's great! They look so good!". Then she looks at me and tells me that I should get one. Everyone including my own mother thinks I should get a boob job. FML

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By yerface - 13/02/2009 03:52 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML

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By Alexa23 - 15/03/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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Kids say the dumbest things…

By Marymary - 27/08/2019 20:00

Today, my cousins and I were walking past bars, choosing one go to. I recently got my hair cut short and thought it was cute. A little boy walking beside us looked at me and said, "Are you a boy?" His mother shushed him and said, "No dear, she's just flat-chested." FML

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Boobaloo

By nerdlette - 15/03/2014 19:34 - United States - Newport News

Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML

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By imamomma - 20/12/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

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Hereditary?

By andy - 01/01/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML

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Body positivity

By Anonymous - 18/01/2024 09:00 - Switzerland

Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 04:17 - United States

Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML

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By flatchested Sam - 01/12/2013 00:16 - United States - Radcliff

Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML

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Unnecessary

By Ava K - 01/10/2019 16:02 - United States - San Diego

Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML

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Southbark 1

Thursday 11 June 2009 16:03

Small real ones > Big fake ones

soccerkrzy 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 16:04

They'll never sag when you get old and they'll get bigger when you have kids, so no worries!!

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malaproposDame 0

Friday 12 June 2009 6:12

I saw this on MTV. True Life says you are not alone.

Sapphy 0

Friday 12 June 2009 6:33

big boobs arn't all that. especially fake ones... fake ones dont really look that good... not to mention they get all weird or something when you get old. dont do it.. bigger isn't always better (because they do tend to get in the way alot!)

Artur_fml 0

Friday 12 June 2009 6:53

I agree with 1#, Small real ones > Big fake ones. I actually preffer small boobs.

factorygril 0

Friday 12 June 2009 6:56

real boobs > fake boobs...unless you are flat like an A or B cup or your boobs are lopsided or not pretty. If they are small and badly shaped, go for the boob job! plus then they will look good even when you are 40! Also, most of the people that say men prefer small boobs and small boobs are better are either girls or guys that settle for dating a flat girl because they couldn't get a girl with nicer boobs.

hawkloverr 0

Friday 12 June 2009 7:09

so, factorygril, real>fake unless they are small and/or not perfectly shaped...hmm.... what a ******* statement. i mean really, aren't people with small/uneven **** the only ones who want to get boob jobs? you're ridiculous. and btw, most girls have uneven breasts. not necessarily strikingly uneven, but humans are asymmetrical. dumbass.

ledzeplover 0

Friday 12 June 2009 7:32

WTF #3 get over yourself.. you sound like douchebag. have fun with your left hand tonight! but FYL. that sucks.. sorry :(

BreezyPear 0

Friday 12 June 2009 8:27

I have this friend who had it done, she and her husband had a son and he basically sucked her dry. So she got it done because she went from C cup when she had the kid, to an A cup when he finally got off the tit. So my opinion in this case is unless the procedure is absolutely necessary, it shouldn't be done. Also, I can see that there are a lot of good guys here saying that they don't like fake anyway, those women getting boob jobs for guys are either **** stars, stupid, or just facially challenged ;D. Oh and #3... YOU... ARE... A...JACKASS.