Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my extremely-flat chested cousin recently...

By strawberrykiwi62 - 11/06/2009 09:09 - Israel

Today, I found out that my extremely-flat chested cousin recently got a boob job. When my mom found out, she said "Oh that's great! They look so good!". Then she looks at me and tells me that I should get one. Everyone including my own mother thinks I should get a boob job. FML

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By yerface - 13/02/2009 03:52 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML

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By Alexa23 - 15/03/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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Kids say the dumbest things…

By Marymary - 27/08/2019 20:00

Today, my cousins and I were walking past bars, choosing one go to. I recently got my hair cut short and thought it was cute. A little boy walking beside us looked at me and said, "Are you a boy?" His mother shushed him and said, "No dear, she's just flat-chested." FML

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Boobaloo

By nerdlette - 15/03/2014 19:34 - United States - Newport News

Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML

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By imamomma - 20/12/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

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Hereditary?

By andy - 01/01/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML

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Body positivity

By Anonymous - 18/01/2024 09:00 - Switzerland

Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 04:17 - United States

Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML

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By flatchested Sam - 01/12/2013 00:16 - United States - Radcliff

Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML

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Unnecessary

By Ava K - 01/10/2019 16:02 - United States - San Diego

Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML

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Southbark 1

Thursday 11 June 2009 16:03

Small real ones > Big fake ones

soccerkrzy 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 16:04

They'll never sag when you get old and they'll get bigger when you have kids, so no worries!!

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antar_fml 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 2:39

Like almost everyone here said ... real ones though small are way better than fake ones . But its sad to hear such a thing from your own mom ....

NELU_fml 0

Friday 19 June 2009 4:12

People, my girl got it done for herself. They look absolutely amazing!!! They don't look fake at all cuz she didn't go huge. And they feel fantastic. If u have enough natural breast tissue there they'll feel real. The cuts are not visible anymore and she feels great about herself now. Get ur info from people who know, cuz obviously most in hear have no clue.

maddog_fml 0

Friday 3 July 2009 11:39

Wow. Thanks MOM! :/

Drkblz 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 10:23

Meh. Boob jobs are overrated. If you have anything, you're probably fine.

J4M3Z 0

Monday 31 August 2009 0:01

Well i prefer the real thing. My suggestion is that you keep them as they are... I mean as long as you have em o.O besides i heard something on the internet once of a lady who had a boob thing implant and while on the airplane her boobs blew up. Sure it was long ago but ey... You want your boobs to blow up? O.O

LVgirl20 0

Friday 25 December 2009 6:34

Woohooo!! I have perfect natural big boobs!!! I'm glad I don't have itty bitty tittys problems!!! no offense though,some girls look great with smaller boobs..personally I think real look better but fake ones can be okay if they sit behind the breast muscle and not just right on the body and bone cuz then they stand out all retarded and look stupid lol but that's just me and I think I'm a good judge since I live in Vegas with lots of boobies on hot girls everywhere