Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my extremely-flat chested cousin recently...

By strawberrykiwi62 - 11/06/2009 09:09 - Israel

Today, I found out that my extremely-flat chested cousin recently got a boob job. When my mom found out, she said "Oh that's great! They look so good!". Then she looks at me and tells me that I should get one. Everyone including my own mother thinks I should get a boob job. FML

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By yerface - 13/02/2009 03:52 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML

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By Alexa23 - 15/03/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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Kids say the dumbest things…

By Marymary - 27/08/2019 20:00

Today, my cousins and I were walking past bars, choosing one go to. I recently got my hair cut short and thought it was cute. A little boy walking beside us looked at me and said, "Are you a boy?" His mother shushed him and said, "No dear, she's just flat-chested." FML

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You deserved it 281

Boobaloo

By nerdlette - 15/03/2014 19:34 - United States - Newport News

Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML

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You deserved it 4 034

By imamomma - 20/12/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

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You deserved it 26 908

Hereditary?

By andy - 01/01/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML

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You deserved it 4 813

Body positivity

By Anonymous - 18/01/2024 09:00 - Switzerland

Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML

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You deserved it 463

By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 04:17 - United States

Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML

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You deserved it 4 022

By flatchested Sam - 01/12/2013 00:16 - United States - Radcliff

Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML

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Unnecessary

By Ava K - 01/10/2019 16:02 - United States - San Diego

Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML

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You deserved it 178

Southbark 1

Thursday 11 June 2009 16:03

Small real ones > Big fake ones

soccerkrzy 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 16:04

They'll never sag when you get old and they'll get bigger when you have kids, so no worries!!

Comments

NELU_fml 0

Friday 12 June 2009 1:20

So 131, aka ChoasChild, answer this. Do u shave ur legs or armpits? Do u wear make-up? Is a guys not supposed to shave? Cuz obviously by ur post, if u do, ur a freakin HYPOCRIT

misssweetie 0

Friday 12 June 2009 1:22

I flat chested too. Actually I have to buy my bras in the children's section "/ so really don't worry about it. My boyfriend loves my body just how it is and would never want me full of silicone. Don't do it!!!! ..... well as long as you have the ass to pull of small boobs (j/k!)

watermind 0

Friday 12 June 2009 1:46

Don't do it.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Friday 12 June 2009 2:03

Why would you want balloons in your chest? That could burst, for no reason? Having big boobs is no big deal, look being 14 and a 38C going to D is nothing to be happy about. Why would YOU want a boob job, NOT your family? If you don't, then why would you get one. I bet you have like a B cup, eh? Then get a padded bra, it is really good for smaller folks. Also, you have to love yourself naked. Your family's opinion really doesn't matter.

ihateslife 0

Friday 12 June 2009 2:04

Honestly big boobs aren't nearly as great as they are cracked up to be. I'm a seventeen year old with back problems. Got the girls most ppl pay for naturally and I'm getting rid of them. Tell those ppl to screw themselves, you're lucky.

roundnproud 7

Friday 12 June 2009 2:22

#1 speaks the truth

hawkloverr 0

Friday 12 June 2009 2:38

Don't do it, they only look good in shirts, and only sort of good, while you're young and skinny. They look terrible naked, and terrible when you start to get older and fatter and they don't match the rest of your body and it's obvious........