Love: Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry... - FML

By Anonymous - 04/12/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML

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By OfCourse - 27/06/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML

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That's creepy, dude

By Anonymous - 04/10/2021 11:01

Today, I'm 20 years-old and I was propositioned by a 42 year-old man, who turned out to be my dad's friend who helped care for me when I was 2 to 7 years-old. FML

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By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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Love is love

By Anonymous - 30/09/2022 01:00

Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML

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By rainonmyparade - 17/03/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I called my dad to tell him my boyfriend had proposed to me, and that we're planning on being married this summer. He was surprised at the short engagement, so I said, "Well, we're almost 30." Dad replied, "Wow, I left your mom when I was 35!" So not the conversation for that information, Dad. FML

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By gottalovefriends - 23/04/2012 04:04 - United States - Atkinson

Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML

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By (._. ) - 06/08/2013 20:35 - United States - Alburnett

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He told me he'd have to ask his dad if it was OK. I thought he was just kidding, until he pulled out his phone and called his dad. After a few minutes of "Come on, Dad" and "But why?" he hung up and said his dad wouldn't let him. He's 22. FML

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By neverdatingagain - 27/11/2016 22:07 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML

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Is this guy Hugh Hefner?

By Gold diggerzzzzzzz - 15/03/2021 13:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML

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By Congrats? - 27/10/2015 15:16 - United States - Charleston

Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML

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Luckster 0

Friday 4 December 2009 12:41

that's just....messed up...that makes your 'best friend' your step mom if the marriage actually happens.

AtoZnumbersand_ 1

Friday 4 December 2009 13:15

So your dad's a perv and your friends a *****. Better to find out late than never :D FYL.

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BestestMama 6

Wednesday 27 October 2010 7:59

slap the stupid **** , tell yur dad hes a dumbass. make their lives a living hell. they fyl so **** theirs.

Jakespeed207 4

Thursday 4 October 2012 14:36

Shut the **** up... just... shut the **** up. That is the most immature response I've seen so far, and I've seen a few similar to yours. OP, just talk to them. If they really are set on this marriage thing then just let them go for it. Move out though xD

sammiemax10 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 20:24

omg that's terrible I would die if my dad did that to my friend!

unrealzeuss 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 15:14

your dad makes me jealous haha

princessbacon 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 6:56

At least it's not twilight... your best friend didnt imprint on ur daughter :P

PlasteredClown 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 8:19

As long as they're happy???

The_Wonderful_Me 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 1:13

That's... Odd.

jessamy_brit 5

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:43

Your dad was only 20 when he had you. What's the surprise?

bms1996 12

Monday 11 July 2011 5:42

that's disgusting

B3llik 2

Monday 11 July 2011 19:28

Lol, fake?

nickisam 1

Wednesday 17 August 2011 7:25

just commit suicide... :)

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