Love: Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry... - FML

By Anonymous - 04/12/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML

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By OfCourse - 27/06/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML

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That's creepy, dude

By Anonymous - 04/10/2021 11:01

Today, I'm 20 years-old and I was propositioned by a 42 year-old man, who turned out to be my dad's friend who helped care for me when I was 2 to 7 years-old. FML

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By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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Love is love

By Anonymous - 30/09/2022 01:00

Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML

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By rainonmyparade - 17/03/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I called my dad to tell him my boyfriend had proposed to me, and that we're planning on being married this summer. He was surprised at the short engagement, so I said, "Well, we're almost 30." Dad replied, "Wow, I left your mom when I was 35!" So not the conversation for that information, Dad. FML

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By gottalovefriends - 23/04/2012 04:04 - United States - Atkinson

Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML

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By (._. ) - 06/08/2013 20:35 - United States - Alburnett

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He told me he'd have to ask his dad if it was OK. I thought he was just kidding, until he pulled out his phone and called his dad. After a few minutes of "Come on, Dad" and "But why?" he hung up and said his dad wouldn't let him. He's 22. FML

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By neverdatingagain - 27/11/2016 22:07 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML

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Is this guy Hugh Hefner?

By Gold diggerzzzzzzz - 15/03/2021 13:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML

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By Congrats? - 27/10/2015 15:16 - United States - Charleston

Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML

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Luckster 0

Friday 4 December 2009 12:41

that's just....messed up...that makes your 'best friend' your step mom if the marriage actually happens.

AtoZnumbersand_ 1

Friday 4 December 2009 13:15

So your dad's a perv and your friends a *****. Better to find out late than never :D FYL.

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J0yce 0

Sunday 4 April 2010 4:50

Now let's hope your "step-mom" doesn't go prego!

Jbiebs82 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 0:37

Finally, We find out Mickey Mouse is a ****

adaliapeace 3

Tuesday 27 April 2010 21:58

*sigh* Your best friend is legally an adult, so anybody calling her dad a pedophile - shut up. Not so long ago it was normal for people with an age gap even larger than that (say, a 15-year-old girl and a 40-year-old man) to be married through an arrangement, often business-related, and then go on to have a long, satisfied married life with children. The divorce rates were much lower when your mom and dad decided who you'd marry, and often the chosen husband would be closer to your parents' ages than to yours. Why is it wrong when it's a willing engagement? I can understand the OP's point of view as well, not because of the age of her father's future wife, but because it's her best friend.

deannamarie12 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 19:02

Ermm, creepy much? -.-

darknut79 17

Sunday 9 May 2010 3:59

So your best friend is going to be your new mom?

vballerlover07 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 2:46

Ew. Imagine the sleeping together ://// nasty.

iPunchedBigFoot 5

Monday 5 July 2010 21:03

Awkward.... ''Hello Mom...'' hahhah

happybillie 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 19:20

pedophile?

lvlheaded 3

Thursday 22 July 2010 8:12

#16- LOL Is the OP's rich? Cause if so, I smell a gold digger!

Uranus_fml 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 11:52

Ew.

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