Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my father has taken my copy of Modern...

By tacoboy27 - 21/12/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, I found out that my father has taken my copy of Modern Warfare 3, and re-wrapped it as a Christmas present. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2014 20:02 - United States - Pennsville

Today, my parents refused to give my daughter her Christmas presents as an act of revenge against her father. FML

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You deserved it 2 581

By thatguy - 26/12/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML

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You deserved it 8 511

Looking for another one!

By Anonymous - 20/12/2019 01:00

Today, I finally got a Christmas gift, a calligraphy set, for my father that I have been looking for for a month. My dad came home happily with the same calligraphy set today, saying that he surprised himself for Christmas. He got it cheaper than me. FML

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You deserved it 239

By Anonymous - 25/12/2009 06:30 - Canada

Today, I invited my boss and his family over for dinner. As usual, I bought his kids Christmas' presents, nothing too fancy though. This year, he had one more that wasn't here last year. So I just pulled something from under the tree to hand him. He opened it on the spot. It was my son's PS3. FML

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You deserved it 52 248

By LennyFace134 - 07/08/2018 22:00 - Canada - Burlington

Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses to pay for it to be fixed or buy me a new one. FML

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You deserved it 783

By Sal - 05/12/2011 06:57 - United States

Today, I found out I have to give my father-in-law back the football tickets he gave me for my birthday. Why? His girlfriend decided she wanted to go. He didn't get me a different gift. FML

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You deserved it 2 491

By Anon - 26/12/2015 02:03 - United States

Today, I thought my mom and I could put aside our differences and open our Christmas presents. When she opened mine, she turned to my dad and said she didn't want the present, so I could give it to someone else. 'Tis the season. FML

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You deserved it 1 394

By Anonymous - 08/12/2012 05:44 - United States - Pinellas Park

Today, I was snooping around in my parents' closet to see what I would get for Christmas, when I came across a UPS package. It was the video game I ordered off eBay 3 weeks ago, addressed to me. They told me it had never arrived and said I should ask Santa to bring it to me. FML

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You deserved it 5 140

By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 08:30 - United States - Evergreen

Today, I unwrapped my present and, to my surprise, I had gotten a repair manual for my truck. Apparently, my parents are "Tired of seeing that piece of shit in front of our house." FML

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You deserved it 23 113

That's worth $0.30 at GameStop!

By maystar - 26/05/2018 15:00

Today, it's my birthday. My mom and three other relatives each bought me a copy of Diablo 3 for my birthday. A video game that I didn't ask for, for a console I don't have. FML

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You deserved it 316

Yankee19 2

Wednesday 21 December 2011 22:39

Gee that sounds like what activision does every year.....

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 21 December 2011 22:47

60+ dollars I'll never get back... Sigh.

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idontknowyou123 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 22:50

Double fyl cause its a shit game

qwertsarecool122 23

Wednesday 21 December 2011 22:50

Well, look on the bright side.. You could always play it in real life.. With your dad as the target.

unitedfan11 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 4:54

I think you play too much...

traviemojo 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 22:56

It's the thought that counts

21jason 9

Wednesday 21 December 2011 22:59

Ohhh It's beginning to feel alot like Christmas

Livencountry 5

Thursday 22 December 2011 1:05

The hell it is, it was 54 degrees today in Missouri. That is not Christmas-y at all. Sorry, no more off topic raging.

himoonkey 8

Thursday 22 December 2011 2:19

Wow 98, it was 90 degrees today in my little city in florida

t765234 10

Thursday 22 December 2011 5:04

109- I feel your pain bro, Florida sucks.

poopsmuggler66 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 23:00

Molesting Werewolves 3?

graham11 14

Wednesday 21 December 2011 23:05

12- men and women threesome?

supahcoolperson 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 23:15

Aye giv him some credit for trying?

mdtdnb 7

Thursday 22 December 2011 8:07

47 - no credit due...he's not trying at all...

Pentium_4 27

Wednesday 21 December 2011 23:20

that's actually pretty funny lol. pretend surprised? HA

philipino 24

Wednesday 21 December 2011 23:28

Miracle warts the 3rd.

kemando 22

Wednesday 21 December 2011 23:31

Merrrrry Christmas!

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Today, I caught my husband of 13 years looking at other women in Instagram. FML

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Today, I was wearing my yoga pants for my boyfriend. He's infatuated with them. He claims they make my ass look nice. I found out it's because I constantly get a camel toe, and it gives him a semi every time he sees it. I found this out by listening to him and his father at dinner. FML

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Today, was the first time giving head to my boyfriend. He couldn't finish, so I tried a handjob. In the end he kind of pushed my hand away so he could finish himself off. FML

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Today, my mom let me know that I'll have to spend my entire tax return on replacing my car brakes. The reason I need new brakes is because almost every single time she uses the car, she floors the gas while the parking brake is still on. FML

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You deserved it 2 698

Today, my husband came home from a six-month business trip. When I saw him, I hugged and kissed him. My grandma started calling me a slutty whore, and told us we were a disgrace to our family, while trying to hit him with her cane. FML

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Today, I went into a restaurant and sat at a bar near three guys who appeared to be 19 or 20. They did not acknowledge me. 15 minutes later, my burger arrived. They all ran over to ask me about it. I haven't been hit on in months. My cheeseburger is more attractive to men than I am. FML

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Today, I had a date with a woman. She brought her dog along. Everytime I touched her, her jealous male dog began to bark and tried to bite me. FML

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Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML

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Same thing different taste

Looking for another one!

That's worth $0.30 at GameStop!

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