By ToysforHire - 22/09/2018 03:00

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Today, I found out that my girlfriend secretly purchased a vibrator and has been using it for the past two weeks. When I confronted her, her only argument was "It's made me cum more times than you could." FML
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interesting33 36

'confronted her' sounds like the argument was gonna happen. Why confront and not just ask her or talk to her? she should be able to have a vibrator and not hide it. but she also needs to communicate if she isn't happy in bed.

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real life problems 26

Theres nothing wrong with your girlfriend using toys. You however sound insecure in your ability to satisfy her, which isnt helping anyone.

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TheSminty1 17

Bet he jerks off and has a double standard

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E.x. Mainey 4

Dude. get a grip (figuratively not litterally). It's her choice and you don't get to choose for her. If she said no 'slapping the salami' would you be cool with that? Say sorry, and ask how you can improve your performance. May be ask if next time you're intimate, if the toy could come out. You'll learn loads more that way than being a possessive douche.

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Ammaris Raposo 6

So? Incorporate it into your sex life and stop acting like a baby.

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Davros 12

So tell her to bring it next time so you can watch. Whats the big deal?

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cperagui 18

what's wrong with your girl using a vibrator?

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mekiswrite 21

Hate to break it to you, but some guys just can't hit the right spots without a little help from a toy. It has nothing to do with you- it's everything to do with what turns her on as well as how her body is. Get over it.

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Fata Morgana 1029 9

The issue to me is less that she got a vibrator, and more that you seem to feel like you own her pleasure. As for her comment that it gets her off more than you do... Either you REALLY pissed her off, or you haven't taken the time that you should to get to know her body and what she likes? And don't pull the "I'm sorry that I don't have a horse penis" thing, because I've been with a man with a smaller penis and enjoyed it. All he had to do was ask what I like and learn my body. I've heard other women say the same.

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rustybucket 24

Lmao imagine dating a guy who got mad at you for having a vibrator

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Rabite 28

I just imagined how the sex with him is like and it was not good.

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GamerChickxoxo 16

Ya know some people masterbait.Thats not for you to confront her about.Being invasive and possessive of your partners life will only lead to failure down the road and youll be the only one to blame. ps. tell her to get the "magic wand vibe" off pink cherry.com if you cant do the job that certainly will

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