By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 19:38 - United States

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Today, I found out that my mom screams like a dying monkey while having sex. Even with my music turned up all the way, I can still hear her through our paper thin walls. FML
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Doortje 29

Did you try to rescue her with your super soaker?

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thefallenoo 0

this just means you gotta do the same and scream next time so she realizes you can hear everything

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hideyoself 4

maybe OP is a sadist and finds joy in killing animals to find out their 'dying sound'.

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newjerseyguy 0

my kind of woman

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foxgirl715 0

o yea definitely fyl! I completely understand... Been through that!

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attatood 8

Bring home a screamer of your own and have a noise contest. Maybe if she hears you doing it she will be quieter herself.

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misswendy_fml 0

if your just now finding that out after all this time. either you need to move out or your mom hasn't had a good boinking in a looping time.

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rhartwick 0

I thought you were the one having sex with your mom at the beginning of that FML

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Stupidpeopleanno 5

Awkward enough, I read it as "dying donkey".

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joker2980 0

Sorry I'll tell her to keep it down next rofl

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