Intimacy: Today, I found out that my mom screams like a dying monkey while...

By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 19:38 - United States

Today, I found out that my mom screams like a dying monkey while having sex. Even with my music turned up all the way, I can still hear her through our paper thin walls. FML

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By glittercat - 26/01/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

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By DisturbedMan - 15/01/2014 22:29 - United Kingdom - Maidstone

Today, as if having to endure the noises of my parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful enough, my mom decided to shout, "Yeah! Like a horse!" I want to cry. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2009 16:48 - France

Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML

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Noise complaint

By scarred - 27/07/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 00:02 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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Jumpy

By bunny - 12/10/2022 12:00

Today, as always, my mom slams every door she closes. I faint when I hear loud sounds. FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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Confinement is rough

By daisythebunny1988 - 25/03/2020 05:15

Today, my mother is snoring so loud that I can still hear her with the door shut and with earplugs in. So much for sleep. FML

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By screamer - 02/09/2012 06:41 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML

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Doortje 29

Sunday 6 February 2011 22:12

Did you try to rescue her with your super soaker?

thefallenoo 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 22:21

this just means you gotta do the same and scream next time so she realizes you can hear everything

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Kelita 0

Monday 7 February 2011 4:59

wooooaahh talk about disrespect. Damn do it right back to her so she can see how it feels.

mejiiaa 0

Monday 7 February 2011 5:14

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHHA A DYING MONKEEY ?!?!? LMMMAAAOOOOO

Takashiro 0

Monday 7 February 2011 5:17

lol 61 i read it the same way xD

teeaitch 2

Monday 7 February 2011 5:47

Don't knock it. That's how you were born.

phatdaddy62 23

Monday 7 February 2011 6:18

Yeah, your mom likes that little swing of the hip I give her!

TheNewGuy03 28

Monday 7 February 2011 6:27

so this is what happens when you spank the monkey. |the kid|

TheSofaKing 7

Monday 7 February 2011 6:47

OP, not sure how old you are, but is that the first time you heard your mom scream like a dying monkey? Either she was getting ****** really good or she has not been ****** in a long time. Let her enjoy getting ******. Liked the reference to the other FML with the kid and the water gun.