Intimacy: Today, I found out that my mom screams like a dying monkey while...

By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 19:38 - United States

Today, I found out that my mom screams like a dying monkey while having sex. Even with my music turned up all the way, I can still hear her through our paper thin walls. FML

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Same thing different taste

By glittercat - 26/01/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

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By DisturbedMan - 15/01/2014 22:29 - United Kingdom - Maidstone

Today, as if having to endure the noises of my parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful enough, my mom decided to shout, "Yeah! Like a horse!" I want to cry. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2009 16:48 - France

Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML

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Noise complaint

By scarred - 27/07/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 00:02 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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Jumpy

By bunny - 12/10/2022 12:00

Today, as always, my mom slams every door she closes. I faint when I hear loud sounds. FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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Confinement is rough

By daisythebunny1988 - 25/03/2020 05:15

Today, my mother is snoring so loud that I can still hear her with the door shut and with earplugs in. So much for sleep. FML

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By screamer - 02/09/2012 06:41 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML

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Doortje 29

Sunday 6 February 2011 22:12

Did you try to rescue her with your super soaker?

thefallenoo 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 22:21

this just means you gotta do the same and scream next time so she realizes you can hear everything

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ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Monday 7 February 2011 0:21

Maybe if you got out more she could get that out of the way while you were spending time with friends etc...?

IHeartJimi02 0

Monday 7 February 2011 1:28

I agree. If op went out more then many mom could have sex when he was gone.

bloobelly 0

Monday 7 February 2011 0:32

get a life and you won't have to Hear it

gnrgirl09 0

Monday 7 February 2011 0:35

I don't know if its the way you worded this op. But this made me lol....

JosieBongs 0

Monday 7 February 2011 0:35

That's disgusting. I hate it when people don't try to keep their shit on the dl. I would've started banging on the walls or something else utterly stupid just to piss her off.

MaloPero 4

Monday 7 February 2011 1:07

mamas likes bananas:D sorry i couldn't help myself:P

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 7 February 2011 1:16

Pfft, she's not really THAT loud. I'm pretty sure your parents just took a page out of the XKCD handbook and built an elliptical reflector dish to amplify and direct the sound of their having sex towards you.