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By Nik - 20/02/2010 15:05 - United States

Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML

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By awkward - 27/02/2011 12:39 - Finland

Today, my mom got me a job working for the man she's cheating on my dad with. My dad doesn't know that she's cheating, and my mom doesn't know that I know. It's just awkward. FML

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By fuckedup - 13/11/2009 19:13 - Germany

Today, I found out that my mom called my boss informing him that I am a little behind on some college projects. She felt he should know that she fears I might not be able to graduate on the planned date. My boss had already offered me a permanent job. I may not get that job now. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 05:10 - Indonesia

Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML

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You deserved it 3 458

By mermaidkeels - 18/06/2016 08:51 - United States

Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML

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You deserved it 1 009

By B_McG - 25/11/2009 18:31 - Canada

Today, I found out that my mother has been purposely wrecking every relationship I've had since junior high because ''no one is good enough for her little girl''. FML

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You deserved it 2 923

By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 06:17 - United States - Roseville

Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML

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You deserved it 8 305

By tmi4me - 26/05/2015 03:50 - United States

Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML

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You deserved it 2 073

By nomorecleaning - 16/03/2013 12:17 - United States - Augusta

Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML

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You deserved it 4 039

By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 11:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I had organised to go for an all day fishing trip, but had forgotten to book a day off. I called my boss and told him that I had to stay with my mum in hospital after a car crash that she had last night. He called me a liar and fired me. Turns out my mum is having an affair with my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2022 22:00

Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML

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Saturday 20 February 2010 19:56

please slap your mom for me

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Saturday 20 February 2010 19:55

motherly love

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strawberry6826 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 5:49

lmfaoooo

rwac07 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 6:01

ur dad needs to keep his woman on a leash

bmd23 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 6:45

LMFAOOOOOOO JAHAHAHhHHHHHahahHHHAaaa

tman9497 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 7:15

Dang that sucks

nazzo128 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 7:40

you probably are if your mom thinks she needs to sleep with him so you can keep your job!

bulll_crap 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 9:08

u must have the best mom in the world

yummytacotyrone 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 10:17

ydi for being too lame to work good

GeorgeBoosh 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 16:27

She needn't have worried about your job. Your boss obviously has low standards

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Sunday 21 February 2010 19:38

BURN!!!

Classless 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 6:19

#122 for the win!!!

Gristle_Monster 0

Monday 22 February 2010 10:35

I'm sure your mother is still getting paid a lot more from your boss than you are.

bbaswiii 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 19:36

DAMn.. thats love.. lol

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Today, my boyfriend talked me into wearing vibrating underwear in public and of course we bumped into my mom shopping, and of course he chose that moment to turn them on with the remote. The vibrating was way louder than we were expecting, and my mom just walked away shaking her head at us. FML

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Today, I dressed up nicely to see the guy that I like and have been talking to for the last 3 months. Just when I thought he was finally going to ask me to be his girlfriend, he told me that he's actually had a girlfriend for 3 years now, but was too afraid to tell me because he really likes me. FML

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Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML

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Today, I locked lips with someone, or rather something, other than family for the first time in my life. It was a CPR dummy. FML

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You deserved it 7 374

Today, I had to give a speech on the importance of dental hygiene. I got really nervous, so I did what I've heard in movies. I pictured everyone naked, began staring at a hot blonde in the front, and got hard. FML

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Today, I was camping. Me and this really cute girl were hitting it off real nice. It was the last night so we both headed over to my tent to have sex. I was just about to get it in when a raccoon ripped my tent, causing the girl to scream and run away. I got cockblocked by a raccoon. FML

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You deserved it 9 335

Today, I found out I didn’t get a job because I'd flashed the owner whilst drunk. Guess my tits weren’t better than my resume. FML

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Today, neither of my parents fought for my custody. FML

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