he's on vacation. your momma sure does care about your schooling son.

hmmm.. if my mother tried this I would be fired not hired. jk my mom is awesome.

so what happens if they break up?

haha your fault for beign pathetic she's just trying to help :) and hey she was prolly thinking let's have some fun for herself. ;) atleast you prolly got a raise or have to admit don't let that get around or you'll be a laughing stock

well you have to admit it .. you are worthless. .. but mommy is always there to open her legs to help you out..!!!

tell and explain that to your dad

Yay! I have a full-time detractor! Some of us have already had impersonators, but I think I'm the first with an anti-personality. I think I'm going to have to but this achievement on my resume. Jealous, bitches? I wish he/she had spelled sucks correctly, and made a much less inane criticism, but we can't always get what we want.

Well hey, you have a job nd ur Mom did something nice for you. Doesn't seem so bad :)

that's a cool mom

hopefully she got you a raise at least.