By IhateThem - 14/05/2011 05:07 - United States

Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML
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GeekMaster6000 3

wow. Someone should beat some sense into that kid.

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wazzup182FML 3

pick up his shit and rub it in his face!

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harumph 7

Shitty parents, who lets their 9 YO watch SP anyways? FYL.

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HarrietPotter239 0

My parents told me when I was 9,"If you copy anything from South Park you will be an orphan." They did a good job.

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dezinspaaace 0

kids of this generation of doomed.

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iLazy 0

An omen of you predicament just came true.

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dreamering 16

Get a Doberman and show your neighbor's son how to pet him.

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steveakafranxy 7

people who haven't read the previous fml won't get your joke

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dreamering 16

Yeah. I'm so worried about this that I can't sleep.

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jaesm17 5

I laughed so hard at this that I couldn't sleep.

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bingababe 16

Rub his nose in it next time

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TraceCase_ 19

Call Caesar Milan to put him in check and if that doesn't work, tell him you'll make him eat his parents.

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imcheerish 0

why was your son watching south park, he is nine years old

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snowboarder25 0

wow read again dude..smh. its not his kid.

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dillynf39 3

this site is for AMERICANS

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Bobissmall 13

Hahahahaha. I'm sure it is. Just like the whole world and the internet?

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DocBastard 38

Oh please let Didi be the mod for this one. Oh PLEASE let Didi be the mod for this one... Or Quite_Insane... Or Sirin...

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BlondeRetro 0

WTF.. Americans only?? As opposed to your geographically challenged dumb ass?? Grow up idiot!!

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guckylynn 19

wtf is wrong with you?

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brianjman14 22

Yeah, that's why it was made by people in FRANCE.

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MuhammadsTeenGF 0

Poor parenting FTW!

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