By IhateThem - 14/05/2011 05:07 - United States

Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML
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GeekMaster6000 3

wow. Someone should beat some sense into that kid.

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wazzup182FML 3

pick up his shit and rub it in his face!

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GetPuckedUp 3

take a shit on his doorstep.

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niralz16 0

you could do the same thing!

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JesterMarcus 0

Get a BB gun. Teaching kids is no different than how dogs teach their young, a little nip tells them they did something wrong, and since you can't/shouldn't bite them, nip em with an airsoft gun right in the ass. Though for the parents you might need a higher caliber.

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NANDwich 5

If you have a sprinkler, I suggest turning it on if he comes over again and starts squatting.

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rebekkah123 3

what the hell is a nine year old doing watching south park?!?!

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Ownord_fml 10

I started watching south park I was 8. Still, I wasn't dumb enough to take a dump on my neighbor's doorstep ^^

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HarrietPotter239 0

/ Same here. I would have had my ass kicked if my parents saw me copying anything from there.

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BigKatt 1

clearly the victim here is the 9 year old boy. suffering from a bad neighbor. he just wants a new one!

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