Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been...

By IhateThem - 14/05/2011 05:07 - United States

Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML

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By shitty neighbor - 25/07/2021 10:01 - United States

Today, I had to call the cops on my neighbor. I was heading off to work when I saw him actually shitting in our yard. The reason? They caught my dumbass rebel of a son on their security camera, shitting in their yard. FML

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By fionnathehuman - 09/10/2012 22:56 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old son pooped in the back yard and used a stick to throw it over the fence into my neighbor's yard. FML

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By assassinmaster - 04/05/2017 04:00

Today, I saw a kid taking a dump next to my lawn. The good news: his mother picked up the poop to discard it. The bad news: she put it in my mailbox. I now have a pile of smelly brownish tissue-wrapped goo baking under the hot sun inside my mailbox. FML

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By ugh - 14/06/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML

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Don't mind me

By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 12:38 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

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By fucking mafia or what?? - 12/01/2013 22:02 - United States - Marysville

Today, I opened my front door to go out for groceries. Lying on my doorstep was a pile of poop. A piece of paper was taped to the ground beside it that read, "Do it again and you'll get more than dog shit." I don't have the slightest clue who I pissed off, or how. FML

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By dank meme - 11/02/2017 17:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I learned that my neighbor of 9 years has a kid. I learned this after I knocked down his snowman. FML

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By SonOfaSpy - 18/07/2011 01:51 - United States

Today, we found out why we were getting notes on our door telling us to "move out or else." As my mom works for the government and we have a direct-TV dish on our roof, our neighbor thinks we were sent to listen to his phone calls and read his mind. We were here before he was. FML

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By Brook363 - 27/05/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, I witnessed the homeless man that visits my neighborhood placing bags containing his own poop in my trash cans. I later received a notice stating that the garbage company will not provide my residence with garbage service until I “refrain from placing bags of my own feces in the trash.” FML

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Boys will be annoying boys

By shouldve used a condom - 29/06/2022 14:00

Today, I was under the impression that my kids would eventually grow out of wanting to watch me use the bathroom. Instead, my 7 year-old son attempted to pick the lock so he could watch me take a shit and make fun of me for it. FML

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GeekMaster6000 3

Saturday 14 May 2011 11:54

wow. Someone should beat some sense into that kid.

wazzup182FML 3

Saturday 14 May 2011 11:57

pick up his shit and rub it in his face!

Comments

crhavoc 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 14:49

I that has never happened in southpark

benderbot19 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 14:53

do you have every episode cataloged in your brain?

tnigz 3

Saturday 14 May 2011 19:48

yes it did

Shafreeka 8

Saturday 14 May 2011 15:02

I would have waited until he was in position and took a running start to give him a swift kick in the face.

jbroxx11 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 15:03

haha lol Thts funny but that is rude anyways..

balest22 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 15:04

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benderbot19 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 15:07

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captainbj2 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 15:10

set up a hidden camera and then post him taking a dump on YouTube. Put the link in your neighbors mailbox, and tell them this is what your security cameras are posting...watch how fast it stops.

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 14 May 2011 15:35

Wait by your door during the morning till he poops. Once his drawers are down abd in mid shit, burst outside and pepperspray his eyes and asshole. Claim you were sick of the poops and assumed it was probably an adult doing it. Pretend you had no idea you just sprayed a 9yr old until it was too late.