By IhateThem - 14/05/2011 05:07 - United States

Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML
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GeekMaster6000 3

wow. Someone should beat some sense into that kid.

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wazzup182FML 3

pick up his shit and rub it in his face!

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benderbot19 0

call his parents and nicely ask them to please bag their sons poop and dispose of it properly tell them it's the law, or you're going to call the police. you don't want other children to get worms.

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Riddles66 0

Why the hell it his parents letting him watch South Park!? it's TV-MA for a reason!! Ugh FYL cuz you have some bad parenting going in the 9-year-olds house.. Don't move.. show him your smarter then a dumb TV show!

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JustinThunder 8

It's not dumb... :(

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Lisa89 3

i think your description is dumb: 'Don't **** with me or I'll get my ******* hatchet and hunt your dumb ass down!' Are you admitting that you hunt people down and hack them to death who get on the wrong side of you? Man that is uber messed up.

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Riddles66 0

I don't really hunt people down. It's a little like saying. I kinda saying "Dont **** with me or I will find I way to **** you up with words" Its kinda a juggalo/juggalette thing

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mosquito19 14

catch him in the act and push him into his own shit

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