Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been...

By IhateThem - 14/05/2011 05:07 - United States

Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML

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You deserved it 4 709

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By shitty neighbor - 25/07/2021 10:01 - United States

Today, I had to call the cops on my neighbor. I was heading off to work when I saw him actually shitting in our yard. The reason? They caught my dumbass rebel of a son on their security camera, shitting in their yard. FML

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By fionnathehuman - 09/10/2012 22:56 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old son pooped in the back yard and used a stick to throw it over the fence into my neighbor's yard. FML

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You deserved it 3 855

By assassinmaster - 04/05/2017 04:00

Today, I saw a kid taking a dump next to my lawn. The good news: his mother picked up the poop to discard it. The bad news: she put it in my mailbox. I now have a pile of smelly brownish tissue-wrapped goo baking under the hot sun inside my mailbox. FML

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By ugh - 14/06/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML

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You deserved it 3 927

Don't mind me

By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 12:38 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

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By fucking mafia or what?? - 12/01/2013 22:02 - United States - Marysville

Today, I opened my front door to go out for groceries. Lying on my doorstep was a pile of poop. A piece of paper was taped to the ground beside it that read, "Do it again and you'll get more than dog shit." I don't have the slightest clue who I pissed off, or how. FML

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By dank meme - 11/02/2017 17:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I learned that my neighbor of 9 years has a kid. I learned this after I knocked down his snowman. FML

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You deserved it 4 062

By SonOfaSpy - 18/07/2011 01:51 - United States

Today, we found out why we were getting notes on our door telling us to "move out or else." As my mom works for the government and we have a direct-TV dish on our roof, our neighbor thinks we were sent to listen to his phone calls and read his mind. We were here before he was. FML

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You deserved it 2 673

By Brook363 - 27/05/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, I witnessed the homeless man that visits my neighborhood placing bags containing his own poop in my trash cans. I later received a notice stating that the garbage company will not provide my residence with garbage service until I “refrain from placing bags of my own feces in the trash.” FML

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Boys will be annoying boys

By shouldve used a condom - 29/06/2022 14:00

Today, I was under the impression that my kids would eventually grow out of wanting to watch me use the bathroom. Instead, my 7 year-old son attempted to pick the lock so he could watch me take a shit and make fun of me for it. FML

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GeekMaster6000 3

Saturday 14 May 2011 11:54

wow. Someone should beat some sense into that kid.

wazzup182FML 3

Saturday 14 May 2011 11:57

pick up his shit and rub it in his face!

Comments

garfield224 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 5:20

God I love that show

coling 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 5:50

hoooowwdyy hoooo

ussr 1

Sunday 15 May 2011 6:12

awesome profile pic

ladiesman665 2

Sunday 15 May 2011 6:22

shit on his doorstep?

sonic19951 6

Sunday 15 May 2011 7:19

come out at him during his potty moment with a bat screaming "respect my athore-TA!!"

GeneralMotors 23

Sunday 15 May 2011 7:46

I love that episode.

frankq555 3

Sunday 15 May 2011 7:49

do you live in west nj

Suzumebachi 5

Sunday 15 May 2011 7:56

haha! I loved that episode. it's true as well :/

AlexanderFerreri 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 7:59

are you thinking of moving tho???

MrChocolateburri 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 8:07

i would kick the shit out of that kid. no pun intended…ok, pun sort of intended.

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Today, my friend got a babysitter for the kids and told me she was taking me to a party. My son told me his band was playing at a party. I will be 40 tomorrow, so I thought this would be the best surprise birthday party ever. It WAS a surprise birthday party – for a friend of ours. FML

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Today, I realized out how sad my love life is when I got excited that the number a girl gave me turned out to really be hers. FML

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Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML

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Today, I got an e-mail at work about payroll cuts. After our annual cost of living raise two weeks ago, I make $0.30 more per hour, but with my hours getting cut, I'll make $80 less per paycheck. That's two weeks of groceries. I can't afford my vacation next week now either. FML.

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Today, it’s my birthday. My family tradition is that whoever has the birthday chooses the dinner. I chose pizza, but my older sister had a tantrum, complete with throwing my phone at the wall, breaking it, saying she wanted Chinese instead. My parents ordered Chinese. FML

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Today, I got a Christmas present from my boss. It was an ab workout video. FML

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Today, after I helped get my boyfriend get a new job, he thanked me by dumping me for some whore who works there. FML

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