By awkward O_o - 24/04/2013 21:15 - United States - Saint Paul

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Today, I found out that my roommate has a masturbation problem; the problem is that he does it in my bed. FML
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RodzillaX 30

Now is the time to go ********** in their bed.

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whY402Jay 12

Time to get his ass a Craigslist account and a lock on your door.

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Pikawhore 21

And maybe you have a bed wetting problem...in his bed. ; )

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Ins0mau 20

He'd probably like that.

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simplysarcastics 26

That is sick and I would flip!!!! This is why I hate college and having roommates. So it would be even harder for me to live with someone again after school, I'd have to fully research a person, yet you never know... and Why do people take it as far as doing sexual acts in someone's bed. I have so many issues with that!!

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lovelyohhmee 8

How did you find out? Did you catch him/her in the act?

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mattuti 8

That really doesn't make any difference

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Steffi 26

Yes it does. It may not to you, but the gender of OP will affect how some people see this FML.

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mattuti 8

I'm gonna assume that 'some people' would think this is worse if OP is a girl, well I disagree. It's just as bad if OP is a guy.

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perdix 29

Are you just assuming he's masturbating in your bed or did you catch him ... *lowers sunglasses* red-handed?

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MuppetMerkin 10

Well hopefully his junk doesn't have it's own Eco system that's getting left on your sheets... Icky.

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buddy51 23

Not a problem for your roommate. He can just leave his residue behind and sleep in a bed with no wet spot!

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Enslaved 36

Your roommate sounds like a horny Goldilocks. :P

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Bano360 25

Sounds like a sticky situation to be in.

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