By awkward O_o - 24/04/2013 21:15 - United States - Saint Paul

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Today, I found out that my roommate has a masturbation problem; the problem is that he does it in my bed. FML
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RodzillaX 30

Now is the time to go ********** in their bed.

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peoplepainter 1

Then I'd develop a problem of masturbating on his bed. While he's in it. On his face.

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finch01 18

I am just likes and peas paper to write a note to say out...

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Change rooms. This is why I prefer single rooms. Sharing means dealing with other people's BS.

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ordonblade46 3

Your roommate is a man? Are you male or female?

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ropeandneck 7

I'm sorry, I really didn't want to touch you that way, it wasn't on purpose ! but..... where the hell did I put my fingers to make you do such a weird sound ?

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iamthunder 4

Bet you didn't see that one cumming ... until you laid down!

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fgwrxfiend 11

If he keeps it up make sure another problem of his will be getting his lotion replaced with icy hot

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boshbish 14

I suggest you buy a taser. Next time it happens, zap hiim in the balls. Problem solved.

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stevothedevo 25

Maybe its time to get a, not so disgusting, room mate?

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