By awkward O_o - 24/04/2013 21:15 - United States - Saint Paul

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Today, I found out that my roommate has a masturbation problem; the problem is that he does it in my bed. FML
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RodzillaX 30

Now is the time to go ********** in their bed.

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BVBarmy_girl 22

Did you walk in on him or was there a little something on your sheets?c;

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anonymousguy1569_fml_fml 8

If possible lock your bedroom door? If not just trash something of his each time he does it. It's beyond rude that he does that in your bed :/ FYL

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karlcolt45 19

tell him to use them skills to pay the bills..sperm donation is the easiest ways to palm a few bucks

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kaet 21

Can't help picturing the moment of realization for this particular FML... it's gotta be either a horrifying and awkward encounter or one of those black lights they use on hotel bedrooms

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htownpostman 16

I'd say tell him to beat it, but according to the post he already does

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Bakarra 22

OPs roommate sounds like a real jerkoff

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KyraJFoxx 14

What if OPs roommate is naturally turned on by him but is scared to 'come clean' about it so settles for masturbation in OPs bed...that would simply suck. sorry OP

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timelessone 16

I think it would be funny if the roommate was listening to Michael Jackson's "beat it" at the same time.

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CommonSenseKarma 17

Does no one understand what "roommate" means? Holy shit, he can't lock his roommate out of their room, it's both of theirs.

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rockbandaddict85 22

though it is true that roommate can mean same room dwelling but its more commonly known as living with someone unrelated, sharing rent, seperate rooms for each person/couple.

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Senseless_487 29

In the very literal sense, that's what it means. But in more common terms, it's usually people who live in the same house, and split the bills.

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gracehi 31

Where are you from, 22? It's ironic that you scold others for not understanding the meaning of a term you don't understand.

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LoveLamp 13

"Roommate" is a combination of two words. The words being "room" and "mate." When combined to form the word "roommate" it means that the person, or mate, lives in the same room. Evidently this vocabulary lesson was needed...

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whY402Jay 12

More that the word mate is being closer to that of one who practices in sexual activities in this case... at least the desire to do so is there.

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01Ben21 10

Sounds like someone needs a lesson in privacy!

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