By awkward O_o - 24/04/2013 21:15 - United States - Saint Paul

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Today, I found out that my roommate has a masturbation problem; the problem is that he does it in my bed. FML
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RodzillaX 30

Now is the time to go ********** in their bed.

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fml0505 22

You should develop a problem of blasting farts into his pillows. Maybe shave your balls with his razor or clean the toilet with his toothbrush. Just a few ideas.

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Ceejay1 13

You should put that bed in the dump and buy a new one.

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Grauncho 27

Is he left-handed by any chance?

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SirTalkaton 22

Bust on his pillow!!!

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RagingBusch 3

Sounds like your the one with the problem

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TheKillerWalrus 10

Maybe it's because it has your scent. For all we know he wears your clothe doing it.

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c4rpi0 20

You should have sex on his bed and you should get a new bed

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Moe2311 2

Doesn't that make him your masturbation problem?

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