Kids: Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one...

By Jilly - 08/08/2011 06:45 - Australia

Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I came home from a month long vacation to find my house absolutely trashed with a lot of valuable items missing. Burglary? Nope. My dad, who was meant to be house-sitting for me, let the neighbour's teenage son have several parties there in exchange for weed. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 21:19

Today, I found my 15-year-old son sleeping on the couch. I asked why, and he said he'd rented his room out to someone on Craigslist to make extra money, so he was getting used to sleeping in the living room instead. FML

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By Devon - 03/09/2010 04:35 - United States

Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML

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Monday 8 August 2011 15:58

You should beat his disobedient ass!

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Monday 8 August 2011 16:01

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sting72157 3

Tuesday 9 August 2011 13:44

Lock him out. He'll have to go buy the key back for a whole pack.

harrison918 5

Tuesday 9 August 2011 17:57

Your son clearly got the better end of the deal.

sandybaybe 3

Tuesday 9 August 2011 18:50

Is he really that dumb or he just doesnt give a damn bout the house and the safety of the people living in it?

addiehoney 1

Tuesday 9 August 2011 19:47

big f-ing deal.

iFrozenSky 2

Wednesday 10 August 2011 3:00

are you stupid just change the locks =.=

Raditude 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 3:55

Make him pay to get it rekeyed, then kick him out. he probably wouldnt survive on his own for long.

That_Korean_Kid 4

Wednesday 10 August 2011 4:20

Shove a key up his ass, tell him not to lose/trade this one, and get new locks.

cuddlebunny3548 11

Wednesday 10 August 2011 7:02

change the locks?

sisterOFaSLUT 5

Wednesday 10 August 2011 7:21

I'd give the world free access to his video games

chrisdiazknowsbe 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 7:26

**** that kid, make that 16 year old pay for new locks.

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