Kids: Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one...

By Jilly - 08/08/2011 06:45 - Australia

Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML

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By Potted - 16/11/2015 02:34 - United States - Denton

Today, after my close friend had his baby, he told me that he was no longer going to be selling weed at his house. I was happy for him, because it's unsafe. Until I found out he was still selling at my house with the help of my roommates, without telling me. FML

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Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2022 18:00

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I came home from a month long vacation to find my house absolutely trashed with a lot of valuable items missing. Burglary? Nope. My dad, who was meant to be house-sitting for me, let the neighbour's teenage son have several parties there in exchange for weed. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 21:19

Today, I found my 15-year-old son sleeping on the couch. I asked why, and he said he'd rented his room out to someone on Craigslist to make extra money, so he was getting used to sleeping in the living room instead. FML

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By Devon - 03/09/2010 04:35 - United States

Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML

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Monday 8 August 2011 15:58

You should beat his disobedient ass!

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Monday 8 August 2011 16:01

It better be trident layers.

Comments

zombigurl 8

Friday 7 October 2011 15:42

can u say stoner?

sushi55555 6

Tuesday 11 October 2011 22:34

change ur locks uts simple

DanielCastillo 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 4:57

Change your locks!:)

newburton13 26

Wednesday 22 February 2012 2:03

Change your locks and send your kid to the navy. (Not the army, he'd probably trade nukes to terrorists for a bucket of camel piss.)

Ugi 26

Tuesday 22 January 2013 16:12

Then your son needs to pay to buy new locks and spend his own time fitting them (or pay more to have them fitted). If you give him a new key then he'll be more careful with it next time if he thinks the bill will come to him.