Kids: Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one...

By Jilly - 08/08/2011 06:45 - Australia

Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I came home from a month long vacation to find my house absolutely trashed with a lot of valuable items missing. Burglary? Nope. My dad, who was meant to be house-sitting for me, let the neighbour's teenage son have several parties there in exchange for weed. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 21:19

Today, I found my 15-year-old son sleeping on the couch. I asked why, and he said he'd rented his room out to someone on Craigslist to make extra money, so he was getting used to sleeping in the living room instead. FML

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By Devon - 03/09/2010 04:35 - United States

Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML

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NiceGuyz 0

Monday 8 August 2011 15:58

You should beat his disobedient ass!

Free_Candy 0

Monday 8 August 2011 16:01

It better be trident layers.

Comments

YoLauryn 0

Monday 8 August 2011 16:19

That's when you take your son to a psychiatrist.

neonblue120 6

Tuesday 9 August 2011 1:45

For doing something like this he's seeing therapist. ;)

bigbadtim 7

Monday 8 August 2011 16:24

Wow, what a smart kid you have thre.

SxE_Danielle_TD 5

Monday 8 August 2011 16:25

Only half a pack? Horrible deal.

hmbsfp 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 1:51

coreybell92 2

Thursday 13 September 2012 10:15

Oh my gosh you are unreasonably gorgeous...

Deathhound 27

Monday 8 August 2011 16:26

Haha, that is very smart. And like someone sad - change immediately the locks! I bet you don't want someone broke into your house.

alex6946 10

Monday 8 August 2011 16:27

Wow, your son is a dumbass

StopDropNRoll 11

Monday 8 August 2011 19:59

I like it straight forward and non sarcastic just what we were all thinking before we trolled. Well said

littlestmOnster_fml 1

Tuesday 9 August 2011 11:58

I love how this comment got 22 thumbs up

bethanny 0

Monday 8 August 2011 16:28

change your locks....

DamnSmooth 0

Monday 8 August 2011 16:28

This calls for some tough love. its very important that you remind him its kids like him that give his generation a bad name and one of the reasons we'd be much better off without them. Encourage him to buy a whole bag of Swedish fish & jawbreakers; and to suffocate himself with the bag once it's empty.

BeastMode5 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 4:58

That comment was okay until you started talking about Swedish Fish (No matter how yummy they are). Then killing himself with an empty bag? No, just no.