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By Anonymous - 05/03/2013 05:25

Today, I found out that my wife makes mashed potatoes by using her dirty feet to crush the potatoes because apparently this is a "healthy, natural" way to make them, and it also cleans her feet. I've been eating her mashed potatoes at least once every week. FML
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TheDrifter 23

I'd say have a glass of wine and mull it over, but that might just get you thinking of how those grapes were crushed.

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andyyroxx 20

They would become arch-enemies. Bad things may be afoot - you need to have more options.

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FitForFun 11

Not that anyone would remember, but wasn't this the basis of one of the proud family cartoon episodes? I remember it when I was little watching cartoons.

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frethelt 3

lol.. i think i remember that episode lol.. very vaguely...

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andyyroxx 20

******* APP is totally ruining my day... I'm just going to leave now. Was supposed to be a response to the comment #20.

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still_guns 16

ughughughughughughugh

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beanthemouse 13

Foot fungus, dirty floor which has who knows what bacteria on it, toe nails that could have dirt in them, sweat and dead skin cells... Yeaa.... Really healthy...

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Epikouros 31

Now you know why your wife eats a salad instead of potatoes. It's not to watch her weight.

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sammyjanette 17

If you made your own meals you wouldn't have to worry about this problem...

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upallnight11 19

Ain't nobody got time for that!

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