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By Anonymous - 01/08/2014 18:27 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I found out that my wife of 12 years has slept with the workmen we've had working on our long term building project. They call her the "quickie queen". FML

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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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The truth

By LOLCATS - 13/10/2009 13:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML

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By wow - 27/05/2013 16:17 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML

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By mislead - 22/09/2014 16:43 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I found out that the neighborhood call-girl my husband and I secretly joke about is the same woman who secretly pleasures my husband for money. FML

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Stepping out

By Anonymous - 21/10/2022 18:00

Today, I found out that my wife has been stepping out for two years with her two best friend's husbands, our neighbor who lives with his mother, and a complete stranger she worked with for 4 days. She was also pregnant while all this was going on. Then she had a nervous breakdown, and I had to take her to hospital. FML

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Love is love

By anon - 22/11/2022 22:00

Today, I found out that my wife is indeed cheating on me. Not bad enough? She's sleeping with a guy who squats in a derelict storefront near our house. A hobo stole my wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 19:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML

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By Nobody - 27/11/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML

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By scared and alone - 13/03/2015 18:47 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML

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Unionize!

By Anonymous - 11/03/2025 19:00

Today, I found out my wife has been sleeping with one of my employees. Now, I can divorce her no problem, but turns out I can’t fire him for personal reasons because he’s in the union. That means I have to work every day with a man who has been inside the woman I shared marriage vows with. FML

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Friday 1 August 2014 22:57

Quick get rid of her

greeneyebeauty9 28

Friday 1 August 2014 22:58

Quick to the divorce papers!

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jamnglamgirlie 17

Saturday 2 August 2014 13:39

Also how did you find out?

justjaycee1 3

Saturday 2 August 2014 14:26

When you see him just remember it's not just his face she's seen.

mudslut712 15

Saturday 2 August 2014 16:37

sorry to hear that man, I've been there it sucks I know

marick73 4

Saturday 2 August 2014 18:16

Congratulations. When you get divorced you are going to get EVERYTHING.

zZLightZz 13

Saturday 2 August 2014 18:27

That is just awful.

inowhtthefoxsays 20

Saturday 2 August 2014 18:35

Can I have her number? Lol

MadHoney 9

Saturday 2 August 2014 19:43

Time for a quicky divorce

OhWhoCares 42

Sunday 3 August 2014 2:16

OP should also make sure he doesn't get shit from her, by getting tested for STDs.

hplover7 11

Sunday 3 August 2014 2:20

Gah accidentally pressed YDI. There need to be an undo for that. And wow that really sucks :(

mister_icicle 17

Sunday 3 August 2014 3:33

Time to take out the garbage, friend. Curb that hoe and rediscover yourself.

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