Intimacy: Today, I found out that my wife of 12 years has slept with the...

By Anonymous - 01/08/2014 18:27 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I found out that my wife of 12 years has slept with the workmen we've had working on our long term building project. They call her the "quickie queen". FML

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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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The truth

By LOLCATS - 13/10/2009 13:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML

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By wow - 27/05/2013 16:17 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML

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By mislead - 22/09/2014 16:43 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I found out that the neighborhood call-girl my husband and I secretly joke about is the same woman who secretly pleasures my husband for money. FML

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Stepping out

By Anonymous - 21/10/2022 18:00

Today, I found out that my wife has been stepping out for two years with her two best friend's husbands, our neighbor who lives with his mother, and a complete stranger she worked with for 4 days. She was also pregnant while all this was going on. Then she had a nervous breakdown, and I had to take her to hospital. FML

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Love is love

By anon - 22/11/2022 22:00

Today, I found out that my wife is indeed cheating on me. Not bad enough? She's sleeping with a guy who squats in a derelict storefront near our house. A hobo stole my wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 19:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML

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By Nobody - 27/11/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML

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By scared and alone - 13/03/2015 18:47 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2018 03:00

Today, I found out why my husband is suddenly uninterested in sex. Apparently one of the secretaries at work has finally turned 18, and it's pretty much an open secret among his coworkers that they fuck anywhere from 2 to 5 times a day. FML

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inhindsight 11

Friday 1 August 2014 22:57

Quick get rid of her

greeneyebeauty9 28

Friday 1 August 2014 22:58

Quick to the divorce papers!

Comments

Liiiiiiiiike 15

Saturday 2 August 2014 6:23

She's a WH000000000000RRR33333

Jay_169 1

Saturday 2 August 2014 6:30

Where do you live and can I get mine?

Liiiiiiiiike 15

Saturday 2 August 2014 6:40

kiaora_fml 11

Saturday 2 August 2014 6:43

Get rid of the wife and then get a new job, if you haven't already get dna tests on your kids if you have any. Sorry OP but your wife if a nasty ****, and this might work well in your favor if you seek in your divorce if she tries to claim anything.

mellyski 25

Saturday 2 August 2014 8:52

Why get a new job? Good call on the paternity tests, never know how long she's been cheating for.

kiaora_fml 11

Tuesday 5 August 2014 7:48

Maybe because he might not want to face the people that screwed his wife every day

HotShot313 15

Saturday 2 August 2014 7:16

maybe workman has got good instruments

GlasgowSneer 13

Saturday 2 August 2014 7:28

Get tested, OP. Just make sure you have no illness.

Nish007 15

Saturday 2 August 2014 7:55

smack her with a dick, smack her with a dick

killer0689 20

Saturday 2 August 2014 9:08

time for a new wife after all these years I guess :D

CandyApple88 13

Saturday 2 August 2014 9:19

1. Divorce her, paternity test any kids and get yourself STI checked. 2. Did all those quickies result in any discount for the work done on the house????