By NotTHATbad - 19/11/2016 17:26

Today, I found out that sometimes when my girlfriend is mad at me she will allow our unfixed male dog to jack off on my pillows when I'm at work. She won the battle and the war. FML
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InfiniteSunshine 32

I actually think she lost both here. What she did is awful and shows she's just vindictive and petty. She resorts to revenge tactics, instead of expressing her feelings and talking about them like an adult, that's incredibly unhealthy. I've met children more mature than that. This is just so gross, I'd get new pillows.

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cocacola999 27

She still has to sleep in the same bed with dog cum, so it seems like a pyrrhic victory.

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EmDizzle2007 28

but... it has no thumbs.

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cannbend 11

Side note but the dog should get fixed too. Obviously after the gf is dumped. Good luck!

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1203Robert 0

Uh, yeah. If you think your dog is jacking off and she's not helping it do something it couldn't otherwise physically do, you deserve it. ?

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