By gullible - 12/04/2014 16:01 - United States

Today, I found out that the April Fool's Day prank my girlfriend and best friend played on me was not a joke, and that they actually did sleep together. FML
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MmmPinkTacos 11

Sounds like them being true friends was the real prank...

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Mynamewontfi 40

Joke is on your probably ex-best friend (if they are now together). If she decides to sleep with someone else while she's in a relationship, she might do it again. You deserve a better friend and girlfriend.

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Shadowsofthedead 10

Sounds like the only April Fools were the girlfriend and the other guy. And by "Fools", I mean "Assholes". Sorry about the crappy friends, OP.

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smokecloud_ 37

One of many reasons I, as a female, prefer male friends. Although if I had more gay friends I suppose it could become an issue...

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Mynamewontfi 40

#38 I don't know what you're implying, but when I hang out with someone, I don't see them as potential relationship material or fuckbuddy. Pretty sure the reason why it's most of the time the best friend who sleeps with the partner of their friend, is because they probably know eachother well and hang out a lot and something about "the grass is always greener..." Sorry, my English skills are lacking atm so I hope my comment is readable.

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doctorhook86 24

How would having more male friends make the OP's girlfriend LESS likely to cheat? Actually, forget all that. Let's talk about the fact that this FML has a lot less to do with gender and sexuality and a lot more to do with people who are douchebags/holes.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

"douchebags/holes" Doucheholes? ...what?

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revelation11B 10

@72, at least they aren't douchecanoes.

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smokecloud_ 37

What I was implying is my SO's would be unlikely to cheat with my friends, since most of my friends are straight males, and I also date straight males. Not that they're any less likely to cheat than anyone else, just not with anyone I consider a close friend. Make sense now?

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kilullu 16

Oh OP, I'm so sorry that they would do such a thing. At least they told you instead of keeping it a secret. Also, you should ditch those assholes and move on from their petty asses

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mchmelev1993 10

Ohhhhhh myyy goddddd if that wouldve been me what!!! Heads would of rolled!!

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glabberfasted 16

Why do you use would've correctly the first time, and then go ahead and say "would of" in the same sentence?

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Liyuesigs 8

Just how do you plan on being a lawyer speaking/writing like you do

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AviKerensky 17

Time to dump 'em both.

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sh3lbst3r 8

Even as a joke that's not funny, and potentially dangerous. I would have Hulked out before they could even say April Fools.

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chuka81 27

Give her an early Easter gift and break up.

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rbalboa76 5

Can't be that "best" of a friend if he sleeps with your girlfriend

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TheDrifter 23

Everyone needs that one skanky "best" friend. You know they'd sleep with your boyfriend/girlfriend if given half a chance, so you can use them to weed out the ones who would cheat on you.

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