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By gullible - 12/04/2014 16:01 - United States

Today, I found out that the April Fool's Day prank my girlfriend and best friend played on me was not a joke, and that they actually did sleep together. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML

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By Aprilfools - 12/04/2009 10:47 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML

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By Paco4242 - 13/06/2009 01:47 - United States

Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML

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By gng2fckngkilluyoufckngfckr - 03/08/2012 18:31 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2014 21:29 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML

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By petmosch - 04/08/2017 00:30

Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, my best friend thought the best time to tell me she was sleeping with my boyfriend was while we were acting in a play. FML

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By cmerr - 19/03/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his college and when I walked into the dorm he was lying in his bed with another girl. When he saw me he simply said, "April Fool's!" It's March 19th. FML

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By weirdesout - 05/06/2010 02:03 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Ukraine - Kiev

Today, after weeks of being engaged and with the wedding date planned, I finally told my parents. They told me it was my best April Fool's joke ever. I should've waited one more day. FML

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Audem_fml 27

Saturday 12 April 2014 19:39

Sorry for you :/ No one deserves that.

MmmPinkTacos 11

Saturday 12 April 2014 19:41

Sounds like them being true friends was the real prank...

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Boeneman 3

Saturday 12 April 2014 20:37

op if you are still with her. Go and bring a woman home and **** her all over the house and tell her about it.

Sassie8810 9

Saturday 12 April 2014 20:59

Yes, use another woman to get revenge. Sounds like a great idea.

lookin4waldo 2

Saturday 12 April 2014 20:37

That makes her a *****

theonecasey 27

Saturday 12 April 2014 20:38

I'm so sorry. No one deserves that.

vikky538 28

Saturday 12 April 2014 20:43

may be they are celebrating the April fools day all year long... sorry OP

LuluRichards 20

Saturday 12 April 2014 20:45

Sorry, that must suck :/ xx

BigL99 20

Saturday 12 April 2014 21:08

Wow, doesn't anyone follow the bro code anymore?

lifesentence 11

Saturday 12 April 2014 21:17

they are the fools

LatvianPride 16

Saturday 12 April 2014 21:18

And people say that men are the cheaters..

jimmy_poison 19

Sunday 13 April 2014 0:25

Wow... That was incredibly unexpected and sexist

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 12 April 2014 21:23

Good thing you found out...

cna1216 15

Saturday 12 April 2014 21:33

Thats just commitment to the prank, OP.

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Today, I was waiting for the pan to heat up so I could make myself scrambled eggs. Just then, my mom runs up to me, cracks an egg open on my head, and runs away laughing. I only had one other egg. FML

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