Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that the April Fool's Day prank my girlfriend...

By gullible - 12/04/2014 16:01 - United States

Today, I found out that the April Fool's Day prank my girlfriend and best friend played on me was not a joke, and that they actually did sleep together. FML

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By Aprilfools - 12/04/2009 10:47 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML

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By Paco4242 - 13/06/2009 01:47 - United States

Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML

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By gng2fckngkilluyoufckngfckr - 03/08/2012 18:31 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2014 21:29 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML

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By petmosch - 04/08/2017 00:30

Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML

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By weirdesout - 05/06/2010 02:03 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 12:55 - Ukraine - Kiev

Today, after weeks of being engaged and with the wedding date planned, I finally told my parents. They told me it was my best April Fool's joke ever. I should've waited one more day. FML

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By facebookdeception - 31/10/2014 04:25 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I found out that the girl on Facebook that helped me out of my sadness after my break-up and who I'd hopelessly fallen in love with was just a prank by my ex-girlfriend. FML

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Three's a crowd

By Bisexual moron - 05/10/2022 08:00

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML

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You deserved it 1 675

By Daddy. - 17/02/2010 08:15 - Australia

Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML

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Audem_fml 27

Saturday 12 April 2014 19:39

Sorry for you :/ No one deserves that.

MmmPinkTacos 11

Saturday 12 April 2014 19:41

Sounds like them being true friends was the real prank...

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tjw1616 21

Saturday 12 April 2014 23:20

aww man :( I'm sorry op, obviously neither one of them deserves you, I'd cut both of them out of your life

MrsHaxxo 22

Saturday 12 April 2014 23:27

That sucks man, find a better girlfriend

RomeyRich 22

Saturday 12 April 2014 23:27

thats suck keep ur head up OP

skipper2009 18

Sunday 13 April 2014 0:16

So I guess that whole "bros before hoes" is just a lie?

iAshelle 11

Sunday 13 April 2014 1:04

That is messed up! You deserve better. A girlfriend and best friend.

lakers101 7

Sunday 13 April 2014 1:39

I feel like I have seen this before

bluefrootloops 13

Sunday 13 April 2014 2:47

Ever watch the 80s movie April Fool's Day?

BiggestMistake96 9

Sunday 13 April 2014 3:35

how do you know its not a joke?

BiggestMistake96 9

Sunday 13 April 2014 3:36

what if it is a joke dude

coldashell 23

Sunday 13 April 2014 4:04

You just had to comment twice. Good for you.

likice93 7

Sunday 13 April 2014 3:40

That might not be a bad thing lol you could always get a threesome out of it

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Today, my 14-year-old son showed me a "bird's egg" he was looking after in his room. It was a dried up dog turd. FML

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Today, a girl called me a racist, stereotyping asshole. All I did was ask a kid who happens to be Asian to tutor me in math. Which I didn't do just because he's Asian, but rather because he's in college and is actually a brilliant mathematician. FML

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Today, we ran out of disposable gloves at work. After saying how grossed out I was about having to touch raw chicken with my bare hands, my female boss goes, "Just imagine you're touching yourself. That's what I do." Even more grossed out now. FML

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This is some kind of déjà vu.

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Today, I have such chronic back pain that I can usually never get comfortable, but I found the perfect position to lie in bed, and was nearly 100% pain free. I felt so good. Someone knocked on the door, so I had to answer it. They'd got the wrong house number. I couldn’t find that perfect position again. FML

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Today, it was my birthday. Normally, the little office I work in throws a big party for every employee on their special day, but nothing was done for me, not even a "Happy Birthday" came my way. I didn't want to be rude, so I stayed silent. They didn't do anything because I was getting laid off. FML

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Same thing different taste

Three's a crowd

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