By Anonymous - 22/08/2009 19:39 - Canada

Today, I found out that the crumbs on the couch that look like the Oreos you just ate, can actually turn out to be very crunchy, and have legs. FML
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kionnalexus 0

First of all, you shouldn't have even considered eating them if they are a place where people stick their asses, second of all, its pretty obvious when something has legs. You're a dumb ass through and through.

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MelanieP_fml 0

Oh dude, FYL. That's ****** up.

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MoMoJones 0

LMFAO FAT ASS jesus eating crumbs off a couch maybe u could just get some more oreo's?

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ChrisWasHere 0

I've heard of storing pennies and pictures and phones in couches. But food.. Are you majorly obese to want to go back and try to eat them? The OP is probably either obese mentally or physically. Or, just both.

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Person1233 12

Maybe OP was starving all his life, grew up in an abused home, and finally got a job, and is now eating his first ******* Oreo. He wants to sAvor every bit of that shit.

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ChrisWasHere 0

Or, maybe he's just a fat greedy son of a bitch.

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Chazza3000 0

Ahahahahaha, made me crack up

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scarlett29 0

Read this while eating oreo ice cream... xP

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inspireme48 0

oooohh u probably have a really nasty home.. fyl

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777_alex_777 0

mhhhhhmmmmmmmmm... yummy =P

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whiskeyloverrrr 0

lol you're probably a fatty

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breakingbenjamin_fml 0

too many fmls are about people eating spiders or other bugs its getting really annoying and unrealistic. sorry.

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furry_fml 6

How did it taste, I bet buggish

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ddreigh 0

Maybe OP was starving all his life, grew up in an abused home, and finally got a job, and is now eating his first ******* Oreo. He wants to sAvor every bit of that shit. -- HAHAH!

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