Love: Today, I found out that the guy I've been dating for the past...

By Grevling - 20/07/2009 19:07 - Norway

Today, I found out that the guy I've been dating for the past 7 months, who insisted on keeping us a secret because it was "too soon", is proudly showing off his new 19 year old girlfriend he met a month ago. FML

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You deserved it 6 197

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2021 22:59

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 16 months has had an "internet-only" girlfriend since before we got together, but she wasn't ever "real" to him, so he didn't think it would get in the way. FML

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By MothmanKirbaby - 10/04/2021 14:00

Today, a close friend called me to inform me of his newest relationship, and why he's kept it from me - he's been seeing his male cousin for several months and was tired of hiding it from the world. I had to keep my shock in check over the phone. FML

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By Ifeelya - 15/01/2023 04:00

Today, I found out the boyfriend of 2 years is actually 22 years-old instead of the 28 that he told me. I'm turning 39 this year and I'm very pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 23:01 - Canada - Port Moody

Today, I found out my boyfriend of almost 10 years was/is a Sugar Daddy to a girl I know, for the past 7 months or so. I found out through a mutual friend.. FML

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By Wellthissucks - 06/11/2017 15:26

Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML

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cassandrathevil 0

Monday 20 July 2009 23:23

um...if he kept it a secret for SEVEN MONTHS...that should have been a tip off that something was wrong.

imthejuggernautt 0

Monday 20 July 2009 23:19

shut up noob no one cares^ And that guy is a prick. make him feel horrible =D

Comments

FuzzyWalnuts 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:57

That means you're ugly

Chantallika 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 1:11

kcslgvr You are awesome.

lifeluvinchica 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 1:37

ummm.....your name doesn't happen to be Naioma does it?? B/c I might be the 19 year old you're referring to.....

dRose22 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 2:37

#30 shut the **** up

seb12992 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 2:19

umwat is possibly the biggest jackass to ever signup for this site, and anyone who reads any of his comments knows this.

tranekfny 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 3:05

im a guy. but i hate wen guys do that.

Oxnard 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 3:10

It's dumb when guys do that, even more dumb when girls fall for it. YDI

darkmis1 17

Tuesday 21 July 2009 3:23

how could u not suspect something after he wanted to keep ur relationship a secret for 7 months? after 2 at the most id be suspicious.

Penelope_Hayes 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 3:37

I think you should have been smarter. The whole secret relationship thing should only last a month at most. He was just using you for the sex.

alexradio_fml 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 4:07

If you're putting up with "it's too soon" after seven months, then you definitely deserved it.

serenachicka 1

Tuesday 21 July 2009 4:19

^ For all of you who say that she deserves this, you guys are idiots. The OP is from Norway. Did you ever think that maybe from cultural differences that "seven months" is not a lot of time? In some cultures, people get married after knowing each other for two days! So stop blaming her, especially if the guy was someone she truly and genuinely liked.