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By ummPORQUE - 07/05/2009 16:17 - United States

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Today, I found out that the guy I've been having sex with for over a month didn't know my name until today. No wonder he always ever called me "Baby." FML
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boatiebanter 0

How have you not noticed sooner? If he's just a **** buddy I'm not sure you can expect much more.

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marz88 0

The trick is to tattoo your name or stick a name tag right above your snatch..that way the introductions go a lot faster

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Eresbel 0

I clicked YDI not because I think you're slutty (I don't) but because this means you probably didn't hook up in a healthy way. (i.e. you were probably drunk or high.)

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green_room119 0

haven't you ever heard "say my name" by destiny's child??

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Carosello 0

it's like "John Tucker Must Die" John Tucker calls all his girlfriends "baby" so he doesn't get their names mixed up/so he doesn't forget who he's with (I guess) "Say my name, say my name..." -Destiny's Child :)

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DieVanity 0

Awwe! That really sucks.. hook-ups are stupid any wayy so forget him LoL

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soscrewed12 0

I'll bet anything your name is Dolores

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RiCAN_CUTiE23 0

wow that sucks didn't you ever even notice that he's never said your name ? and what about when he introduces you to people ?

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lyndis_fml 0

Hmm. I've always known people well enough to at least get their name before we did the horizontal hula. I guess not everyone does things the same way I do. That guy is a sleaze, you're better off without him.

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