Intimacy: Today, I found out that the guy I've been having sex with for...

By ummPORQUE - 07/05/2009 16:17 - United States

Today, I found out that the guy I've been having sex with for over a month didn't know my name until today. No wonder he always ever called me "Baby." FML

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By say my name - 01/07/2012 01:35

Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML

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By somefamily - 26/04/2012 07:11 - United States - Wayne

Today, I found out that I've been calling my boyfriend's dad by the wrong name for the past two years. No one had told me sooner because they liked laughing at me for it when I wasn't around. FML

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Let him cook

By Anonymous - 30/01/2023 12:00

Today, I realized that I've been using the wrong name for a coworker for the past 6 months. I just found out their real name when I saw their name tag. FML

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Name thievery

By Anonymous - 08/06/2021 17:01

Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend used the baby name I wanted with the girlfriend he’s been dating for less than a year. FML

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By rosabelle91 - 17/06/2012 14:58 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML

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By the other woman - 26/06/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was in a relationship the whole time. How did I find out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML

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By thatsnotmyname - 03/07/2014 03:12 - United States - Calhoun City

Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML

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Great benefits, though

By Sam - 03/01/2019 20:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my friend with benefits that I was starting to like forgot my name in front of his friends when they asked who I was. We've known each other for at least a year. I think this means I'm just a benefit. FML

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By Pita - 04/12/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML

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Who am I?

By lonergirl - 18/02/2015 12:35 - Australia

Today, after being with the company for over 3 years, I realised nobody really knows my name. This was after my boss was walking around a new staff member and couldn't introduce me. Neither could my colleague, who's been sitting next to me for the last 6 months. FML

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boatiebanter 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:02

How have you not noticed sooner? If he's just a **** buddy I'm not sure you can expect much more.

jackie27 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:02

hahaha, no formal introduction?

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Tehalon 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:18

I can totally understand! I always have trouble remembering names and once you 'know' someone and dont remember their name its abit akward asking for it.

deaditegirl 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:18

That's what you get from just a ****-buddy. Try to have higher standards in the future.

rukusrazor 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:18

hahah #13: My thoughts exactly. "Vulva?.... oh! Deloris! Your name is Deloris!"

kelther 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:19

wtf? why call someone a ***** just because he/she likes sex? you must not be too secure with yourself...

love15_fml 8

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:19

And THIS is why so many people have STDs... if he doesn't know your name then I bet you don't know that much else about each other, if you have been recently tested clean... how many others then and now... yeah, may wanna know that.

Danastica 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:19

ydi.

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:19

you really never noticed? i can only imagine what your name is in his phone "that bitch i rail" or maybe "baby" hahaha sucks to be you but at least youre getting some.

omfgglol 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:21

I'm so sorry baby...

greasy_broad 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:22

In this day and age with cell phones and facebook, I find this hard to believe. I'm not saying it's fake, I'm saying you're a complete moron. Did you never call him yourself and say "Hey it's ____"? I wonder what he had you listed as in his cell phone. Probably "Drunk Hoe"