By ummPORQUE - 07/05/2009 16:17 - United States

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Today, I found out that the guy I've been having sex with for over a month didn't know my name until today. No wonder he always ever called me "Baby." FML
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boatiebanter 0

How have you not noticed sooner? If he's just a **** buddy I'm not sure you can expect much more.

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FMLFAN1 0

Next time don't jump into bed with a guy that you barely know!

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LilKonvicted 0

He's a keeper

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mcsnelly 5

umm YDI for both of you being *****.... #33-since you already went all technical, "****" doesn't necessarily mean someone who has sex with a large number of people, it's actually someone who is sexually promiscuous (or casual, haphazard, indiscriminate with sex) OP and your ****-buddy-have higher standards.

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hfs 0

whatever happened to "hello, my name is..."?

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missapple_fml 0

What, did you meet at an AA meeting? Hell, Tyler Durden didn't remember his OWN name, but he still remembered Marla's...

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Rawrrr14 0

Players use pet names so they don't forget names. Sucks. I know.

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